George Bush went to the store on day and bought a rotisserie chicken for dinner. He began his trek home when a sudden and serious hunger fell over him. His stomach grumbled, he had a headache, all his mind could think about was eating. Fortunately, he was able to bear with it until he got home. Once...
I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude.
It's constantly flipping the bird.
You know who has the hottest thighs?
The little chicks were misbehaving.
The mother hen said to them “If your father knew how bad you were he’d turn over on his rotisserie.”
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A rotisserie chicken.