George Bush went to the store on day and bought a rotisserie chicken for dinner. He began his trek home when a sudden and serious hunger fell over him. His stomach grumbled, he had a headache, all his mind could think about was eating. Fortunately, he was able to bear with it until he got home. Once...
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Guy dies and ends up in an afterlife vestibule. There are two doors there and a guide sitting at a small desk. The guide asks him whether he wants to go to heaven or hell.
“I did not realize I had a choice,” the guy says, “ can I see hell first?”
“Sure,” the guide says, opens a door and lets the guy see. Inside he sees people gambling, dancing, drinking alcohol, smoking, having random sex, all having a good time.
The guy scratches his head and says, “...
I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude.
It's constantly flipping the bird.
The little chicks were misbehaving.
The mother hen said to them “If your father knew how bad you were he’d turn over on his rotisserie.”
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A rotisserie chicken.