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Tapas Jokes

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Hippos, custard and tapas: the 10 funniest jokes of the Edinburgh fringe

1. Darren Walsh: I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.

2. Stewart Francis: Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West.

3. Adam Hess: Surely every car is a people carrier?

4. Masai Graham: What’s the difference between a h...

What did the dyslexic man order at the Italian restaurant?

Tapas

Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century?

It's a bayou tapas-tree.

I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant

And call it "Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."

RIP Harris Wittels.

Miracle?

They say Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.

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The Balls of the Bull

A man from Texas takes a trip to Spain. The first night of his trip he goes to a Tapas Bar. His waiter comes over and the Texan says "Bring me the meatiest most delicious dish you have".

The waiter returns with two enormous meatballs covered in unctuous sauce. He devours them and asks the wa...

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