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Recipes Jokes

I wrote a quick preparation recipes book called "wait less meals."

You add two scoops of ice cream and a coke to every meal and it's afloat!

My grandma started sharing her recipes on TikTok

Now she’s on OnlyNans

What would you call a cheaper edition of a book of recipes for Indian side dishes?

Paperback Raita.

A food critic was stealing pie-making recipes

A food critic was stealing pie-making recipes in the guise of rating and reviewing pies from various bakeries.



She was Pie-rating.

A guy goes into a restaurant for lunch.

After careful consideration, he decides he will have a bowl of the day's soup. The waiter praises him for his decision.

"Ah, excellent choice. The chef makes the soup fresh each day from only the freshest, locally-sourced ingredients. It is completely organic, and there are no additives or pr...

Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?

A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

What you call a group of witches cooking simple recipes?

An Easy Bake Coven!

What do French dogs start their recipes with?

A roux

Where do you go to study the most difficult ice cream recipes?

Sundae school...

what do you call a really small computer file full of pastry recipes?

Little bytes

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction.

I get to the end and I think, 'Well, *that's* not going to happen.'

Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning...

I falafel.

Bakers trade bread recipes...

on a knead-to-know basis.

My grandmother Eleanor gave me her fantastic seafood recipes

But nobody wants to try my Salmon Ella.

My vegan meat pie recipe

Step 1: Find yourself a fresh vegan...

She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."

I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."

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Internet recipe competition

There was a new competition for people to post their favorite recipes and the prize for the winner was to be featured on the front page of the local newspaper and the town website.

In an effort to save time and effort, the participants were told to submit these recipes online.

People ...

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Bakers have a weird way of trading bread recipes.

Its done on a knead to know basis. Gotta get the dough somehow

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day.

Then I was like, "That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes".

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’

I did find some road-kill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

Well away from the muffins...

My aunt Sara is someone who has an excellent sense of humor. In a nutshell, my aunt is a lady in her sixties who uses the fact that she loves cakes and is overweight... to make fun of herself. One of the most delightful conversations i had with her was when i met her at the bus stop one day and she ...

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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?

Tres Leches

What do they say when a chef dies?

Recipes

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Jack was from a poor family with many siblings [OC]

As the eldest child, he took up the responsibility of helping his parents financially by doing odd jobs, be it collecting recyclable scraps, cleaning, babysitting, dog walking or simple repair work. He had no choice but to drop out of high school at the age of 14 to work full time in order for his o...

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Found out why Americans are obsessed with breasts!

All their cooking recipes are in cup sizes

If you wait long enough to cook dinner...

Everyone will eat cereal.

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Since its my cake day

I used to work at a very large balery known for making some of the most exquisite and famous cakes.

These cakes required a very intricate and delicate process to make them and involved a lot of processes and a secret recipe.

However in all my 20 years, the head baker never told me the ...

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