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Cuneiform Jokes

The best thing about knitting squirrels is that their nuts about cuneiform

You can even pay them in peanuts until they unionize and start demanding pistachios

Kurdish cunieform tablets

In ancient Kurdistan, they didn’t have the material to make the cuneiform tablets they did down by the rivers in the Fertile Crescent, so they had to carve important documents into stone tablets.

That included contracts and treaties. There could be multiple “signatories.” For an invoice, for ...

What did ancient Mesopotamians wear to work?

Their cuneiform.

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Why was Gilgamesh voted the Sexiest Man in History?

Women love a man in cuneiform.

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