The best thing about knitting squirrels is that their nuts about cuneiform

You can even pay them in peanuts until they unionize and start demanding pistachios

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Why was Gilgamesh voted the Sexiest Man in History?

Women love a man in cuneiform.

What did ancient Mesopotamians wear to work?

Their cuneiform.

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