Personally I prefer white rice in my risotto

I guess you could say I’m a little ricist

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[NSFW] Cinderella is at the ball...

The fairy godmother was very specific in her instructions. "You must be back before midnight...when the clock strikes 12 your carriage will turn back into a pumpkin, your horses will turn back to mice and your vagina will become a pumpkin".

It's a wonderful evening at the Prince's ball. Cinde...

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