Did you hear about the new Chinese cookbook?

101 Ways To Wok Your Dog

What's the title of Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook?

"Come To Think Of It..."

Where do you find a cookbook in a library?

Women’s sports section

What cookbook do they use in hell?

The Necro nom nom nomicon.

Did you see Nicholas Sparks released a cookbook?

A Wok to Remember

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I bought a chicken cookbook.

I didn't know the smart bastards were chefs.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking wrote a cookbook?

It's called A Brief History of Thyme.

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Why was the chef was devestated to find a recipe torn out of his cookbook?

...it was his main sauce of income.

I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook

It's about thyme

So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook...

It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".

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One day a Redditor decided to turn his life around...

The Redditor decided to buy a cookbook that came with the ingredients for a cake. He preheated the oven. He added in the butter and sugar; things were going well. The Redditor read out the instructions: ‘Add vanilla and eggs’. He added in the vanilla and cracked open an egg... nothing came out. He g...

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The wife and the gift frog

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says. "$50?" the woman replies. "Th...

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