A new recruit in the Navy was being put through the paces by an experienced captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the recruit replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up after?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do th...
I called gamestop custsomer service regarding their stocks and was put through after a 30mins wait..
And guess what? They told me to hold.
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One day, King Arthur had to leave Camelot to go for a diplomatic hunt. Worried about his wife's potential infidelity, he asks Merlin to fashion her a chastity belt...
Merlin assures the king that anything that is put through the hole in the chastity belt will be immediately cut off with magic.
Satisfied, King Arthur goes on his hunt. When he returns several days later, he immediately goes to the Knights of the Round Table and asks all of them to drop thei...
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Two young Mormon missionaries are spreading the good word around South-East Asia when they accidentally walk in to a brothel
This becomes increasingly clearer to the two young men as the attractive, scantily clad women begin to make poorly veiled sexual entreaties in broken English. The two have practically no knowledge of, or experience with, women, and begin sweating profusely when the truth dawns. The first missionary ...
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