Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ot...
If today was purge day, I would be imortal
People wouldn't try to kill things they don't even know that exists.
Are you RACIST?
Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:
Respect my friend's different beliefs
Adore the little quirks in their traditions
Care for my friends, no matter their skin color
Inform myself on what taboos I should never break
Smile when they speak their native tongues
My brother said he would be able to survive "The Purge" if it were real. I put a few laxatives in his coffee we'll see about that...
I.T. auditor and a Blonde
At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. T...
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Topical Jokes for 1/31
The CEO of McDonald’s has announced he’ll be resigning later this year. It’s the first time in history that a McDonald’s employee has quit and given more than five seconds notice.
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Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia?
He didn't binge, though, he just purged.