Imagine if honey was regurgitated through a bee’s nose rather than it’s mouth
Then it really would be the bee’s sneeze
I just read an interesting new warning on my shower cleaner:
"Keep this and all cleaning products away from children. If swallowed, get emergency psychiatric help and regurgitate the children before they are digested."
An English gentleman’s wife told him “If you come home drunk once more I’m leaving you”
The man went out that night and drank so much that he vomited all over himself “My goodness, I appear to have vomited all over myself” he said. “I smell of regurgitated spirits”, he said to his drinking companion, “now my wife will leave me”. “Fear not” said the drinking companion, “Just walk in wit...
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Hot buttered corn
Three guys have been walking thru the desert for 2 days. They are dehydrated, they are hungry, and they are tired. One man believes he sees a house in the distance. They all accuse him of seeing a mirage until they all get a little closer and realize there is a house all alone in the middle of t...