What is it called when a group of drug addicts overthrow the government?

A high coup

What's a 3 line poem that overthrows a government?

A Hai-coup

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

What do you call a bunch of chickens in a two-doored car trying to overthrow the government?

A coop coupe coup.

What do you call someone who livestreams their effort to overthrow a government?

An exseditionist

What's it called when a bunch of chickens work together to overthrow the king of their pen?

A co-op coop coupe!

When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!

It’ll be my new year’s Revolution

If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables...

... is it a Hai-coup?

Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...

Mob of Pot Smokers Overthrowing Government:

"This is a high coup!"

What do you call a really loud stick that tries to overthrow its government?

Acoustic.

What do you call a fake attempt to overthrow management at the puzzles and mind games factory?

Pseudo coux

A man is being interviewed for a government position.

The interviewer asks him "Do you advocate the overthrow of the government, by violence or subversion?".

The candidate replies "I think I prefer subversion.".

[Pun] Say it in simple English

Chicken: Sir, the chef at this fine establishment is planning to violently seize power and overthrow our government!

Restaurant owner: Can you please say that in simple English?

Chicken: Cookdocoup

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead undergo spy training

The pass all test with ease, and score top marks on all exams. Finally, after an easy year of training, they are told to go the headmaster's office, James Bond himself. "First of all, congratulations for you excellent grades in all classes, he said, but you have one final exam to pass. In the room b...

Why did the U.S send Cam Newton to North Korea?

So he could overthrow Kim Jong-Un

What international disaster occurred after someone dropped the Christmas dinner?

The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece and the destruction of China.

A man went to the wishing well.

He wished for a superpower, any superpower at all.

The next day, he accidentally rammed into the wall, biting on the paint. He then dissolved into a sentient puddle, able to cover the places he moved around in paint.

"Whoa!" he said, changing out of that form. He rushed over to bite a...

Important safety warning:

An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.

However, from the jail he ...

On a dark and stormy night...

...a comet flies past Earth. This comet was enchanted, and after it flew past the world, it caused all statues to come to life, solely focused on destroying every country in the world.

No nation was left safe from this attack. The gargoyles attacked France. The Statue of Liberty led a revolt ...

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