My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution
Could this be a red flag?
What do you call a stoned poem that attempts to overthrow the government?
A high coup
Sometime in the middle ages, a duke sought to overthrow an earl who was his rival
So he sent a group of his soldiers to sack the earl's castle. As word of the soldiers coming spread through the town outside the castle, most people ran or hid. But as the soldiers passed through the market square, they heard a voice calling "wool for cheap, wool for cheap".
The captain of...
What's a 3 line poem that overthrows a government?
A Hai-coup
I heard there were some mute pigeons that unsuccessfully tried to overthrow the government.
It was a failed coo
How do pirates overthrow the captain without speaking?
Mute-ny
What do you call someone who livestreams their effort to overthrow a government?
An exseditionist
Mob of Pot Smokers Overthrowing Government:
"This is a high coup!"
If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables...
... is it a Hai-coup?
Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...
What do you call a bunch of chickens in a two-doored car trying to overthrow the government?
A coop coupe coup.
When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!
It’ll be my new year’s Revolution
What do you call a really loud stick that tries to overthrow its government?
Acoustic.
A Russian woman is standing in line for the supermarket
Behind her, another woman is sobbing loudly.
The first woman turns around and asks her ‘My dear, what is wrong? Why do you cry so much?’
The second woman, in between sobs, answers ‘It is my husband. He died last week.’
The first woman places a friendly arm around the crying woma...
A man is being interviewed for a government position.
The interviewer asks him "Do you advocate the overthrow of the government, by violence or subversion?".
The candidate replies "I think I prefer subversion.".
Hercules returned after his most recent adventure in the city of Molione...
Hercules returned after his most recent adventure in the city of Molione where he defeated the demigod brothers, Eurytos and Kteatos, who were siamese twins and had the strength of 2 demigods.
At the temple, Hercules spoke to his father Zeus and asked him why he had to slay them when the gods...
Why did the U.S send Cam Newton to North Korea?
So he could overthrow Kim Jong-Un
[Pun] Say it in simple English
Chicken: Sir, the chef at this fine establishment is planning to violently seize power and overthrow our government!
Restaurant owner: Can you please say that in simple English?
Chicken: Cookdocoup
What international disaster occurred after someone dropped the Christmas dinner?
The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece and the destruction of China.
Important safety warning:
An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.
However, from the jail he ...
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead undergo spy training
The pass all test with ease, and score top marks on all exams. Finally, after an easy year of training, they are told to go the headmaster's office, James Bond himself. "First of all, congratulations for you excellent grades in all classes, he said, but you have one final exam to pass. In the room b...
On a dark and stormy night...
...a comet flies past Earth. This comet was enchanted, and after it flew past the world, it caused all statues to come to life, solely focused on destroying every country in the world.
No nation was left safe from this attack. The gargoyles attacked France. The Statue of Liberty led a revolt ...
A man went to the wishing well.
He wished for a superpower, any superpower at all.
The next day, he accidentally rammed into the wall, biting on the paint. He then dissolved into a sentient puddle, able to cover the places he moved around in paint.
"Whoa!" he said, changing out of that form. He rushed over to bite a...
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