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Cleansing Jokes

Trump just suggested that injecting sanitizers like bleach might have a cleansing effect on the body

I think medical research would agree that injecting bleach definitely cures stupidity.

Since it's, I assume, mainly rednecks that'll follow Trump's advice...

Does this count as ethnic cleansing?

I find washing my feet to be a very religious process.

It's truly sole cleansing

What happens when you hire indigenous women to clean your house?

Ethnic cleansing

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Why did Hitler go to Asian spas ?

Because he loved ethnic cleansing.

My home cleaning company went bust.

The business case was great. We hired excellent cleaners from the Filipines and elsewhere and placed them with clients. We had the perfect brand name, too:

Ethnic Cleansing

Dunno why it didn't take off.

What do you call a rwandan putting on deoderant?

Ethnic cleansing

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What's Hitler's favorite spa treatment?

Ethnic cleansing

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I have a habit of reading when I am travelling via train.

This one journey I was reading *Mein Kampf*.

Suddenly this one lady in the cabin caught sight of the title and immediately started a ruckus. She snapped at how inappropriate it is for someone in the modern age to read that regressive book. She even went on to call me a Nazi and continued rebu...

I Want To Open A Bath House Staffed Entirely By Minorites

I'll call it Ethnic Cleansing.

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Two German doctors in their 90's chat about past times.

The first one asks: "Hans, did you ever have any professional blunder?"


"I haven't", Hans responds "Yet, there's one thing that went horribly wrong."

He continues: "I didn't know Hitler was dyslexic, when he cut himself I shouldn't have recommended an antiseptic cleansing".

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The 5 Nuns.

5 nuns all died in a plane crash and went to heaven. They appeared at the pearly gates, and was greeted by St. Peter.

"Alright ladies". said St. Peter.
"Before you can enter the gates of heaven, you must place whatever part of your body, that's ever touched a penis, in this bowl of holy...

Ever heard of an Irish bath?

An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.

Whatever you call it, itā€™s all just ethnic cleansing.

[L] My friend Robert took some stuff to the dry cleaner the other day.

My friend Robert (Bob, if you want) took some stuff to the dry cleaner the other day. Nothing out of the ordinary: some shirts, a jacket, and his favorite pair of shorts. Now, you should know: Robert isnā€™t the fittest of my friends ā€” heā€™s what we affectionately refer to as ā€œhuskyā€, and IMO the short...

A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment...

...He says he's been coughing day and night for a week. His throat hurts all the time and he can't sleep.

The doctor examines him and notices he has a very distinct cough. "You're in luck," the doctor says. "Your illness is rare, but I happen to know of an excellent treatment for it. It may s...

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