I keep seeing the quote on women's tinder profiles, "If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote."

Jokes on them, I've been turning women off for years without a remote.

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My friend told me recently that she had to delete her dating site profile

She told me she had been getting too many requests from law enforcement officers on there. I asked her how many she had gotten, and she replied "today was the 11th one". I looked at her funny, and said "11's not really a big number. Why stop at 11?"

She answered "because i refuse to Fuck 12"

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A man walks into a hardware store...

you know the type, the independent store that barely survives and sells EVERYTHING, but rarely has a customer, how they are still trading is a miracle. Anyway, the man approaches the counter and asks the shopkeeper "I need a budgie file".

"A budgie file?" The shopkeeper muses out-loud, "not h...

Bible characters on Tinder

What would the tinder profiles of Bible characters look like?

Example: Delilah - Philistine and feisty. Strong guys make me weak. I am an aspiring hairdresser

Day 5 of Quarantine:

I got so bored that I checked out all of the profiles on Facebook. 2 of my friends have the same boyfriend.

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