Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend o...
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So this guys working in the produce department in the grocery store and a lady walks up
(If you can, watch Harrison Ford telling this joke here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRHWvVBxWCw)
So this guys working in the produce department in the grocery store and a lady walks up and she says: “Excuse me.”
He says: “Yes?”
She says: “Where’s the broccoli, I can’t fi...
Dad joke I came up with at work.
I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."
Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant?
I guess the eggplant came first!
I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious
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