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Manufactured Jokes

Where are average things manufactured?

At the satisfactory.

I just watched a two-hour documentary on how modern jetliners are manufactured.

It was riveting.

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What’s the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer?

Barbie product first manufactured in Japan and released in America.
Oppenheimer product first manufactured in America and release in Japan.

I rode an elevator today manufactured by a company named “Schindler”

I was on Schindler’s Lift.

Where are those little 8oz Coke cans manufactured?

*Minisoda*

At one time, Lucas Electrics manufactured a vacuum cleaner.

It was the only product in their entire history that didn't suck.

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Each year I eagerly anticipate this day so I can share my favorite Dad Joke of all time:

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

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