Each year I eagerly anticipate this day so I can share my favorite Dad Joke of all time:
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
I rode an elevator today manufactured by a company named “Schindler”
I was on Schindler’s Lift.
Where are average things manufactured?
At one time, Lucas Electrics manufactured a vacuum cleaner.
It was the only product in their entire history that didn't suck.
Where are those little 8oz Coke cans manufactured?
Where do werewolves store their manufactured goods?
in a *were*house.
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A guy was recruited for the first settlement on another planet....
The Settlement Chief met him on the landing site.
"This place is going to take some getting used to. It's like a mirror version of Earth. The elements which are rare on Earth are the most abundant here while the common elements are extremely rare."
"So why are we here then," the guy a...