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Presentation Jokes

They say a bad PowerPoint presentation reduces your lifespan by 30 minutes ...

Going by that metric, I've been dead since 1909.

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I'm making a presentation about mutual masturbation

It's really coming together

My boss was giving a presentation and no one was asking questions

So my boss says:
“The person who asks the first question will get a raise, the second will get a promotion, and the third will get a million dollar”

So I raised my hand and said “I have three questions”

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A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the church was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little talk at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited

“I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had s...

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What product got the longest standing ovation after its presentation?

Viagra

A school teacher invited a Native American to give a presentation to his students about their culture

After discussing history, traditions and lifestyle, the conversation turned to language.

"One of the interesting things about our language," he said, "is that there are no cuss words."

"But then what do you say if you are hammering a nail and accidentally hit your finger?" asked a s...

As Steven Weinberg was finishing the presentation of his contributions to the Standard Model, a colleague asks:

"This work is incredible. Do you understand the gravity of what you've done?"

Weinberg: "No, weren't you listening? That's the only force we don't understand."

(I'm sorry for this terrible and obscure joke, feel free to downvote.)

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A business man is driving through a small town, on his way to an important presentation, when he realizes he's in need of a haircut and doesn't have much extra time...

He remembers there's a little barbershop on the corner so he stops, and a short while later he's back on his way.




A week or two passes, and he pulls into the little barbershop again.





"Hello again Sir." the barber says. "What can I do for you?"


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Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

**To get to the other slide.**

Definition of Verified

1. To demonstrate the truth or accuracy of, as by the presentation of evidence: experiments that verified the hypothesis. See Synonyms at confirm.
2. Law
1. To attest to the truth of (something) formally or under oath.
2. To make a for
3. Twitter
1. Their $8 charge was succe...

My friend gave a presentation trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He made some excellent points.

To the person who stole my presentation

I hope you do not Excel.

I accidentally called a presentation a "slide deck"

Now everyone on the Zoom meeting knows I'm actually 40

This is a presentation of top 10 women I have slept with before

That’s the end of my presentation

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A jew visits a brothel

He talks to the guy at reception:

- Hello, I want to see Samantha.

- One moment sir.

A beautiful young woman comes downstairs.

-Have you asked for me?

- Yes, I want to spend the night with you.

- Alright but my service is a bit expensive. $1000 for a night....

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What does my dick and English have in common?

They're both unnecessarily hard during a presentation

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I haven't prepared for my presentation tomorrow on "how to properly remove a wedgie"...

I'm just going to pull it out of my arse.

What medication does a snake take before giving a presentation?

An antihissstamine.

Joke for economics nerds

A physicist and an economist are invited to a classroom to make a presentation to get the children interested in their field of study. The physicist goes first.

He produces a ball and announces, “I will time this ball falling to the ground and, without looking at the stopwatch, tell you how l...

Why was the NRA presentation not well received?

It had too many bullet points.

On my way for the latest Porsche presentation..

the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
Best regards from Guantanamo.

The salesperson showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the waterpark we're going to.

It has several slides.

I'm holding a presentation infront of Microsoft tomorrow. Give me your worst / best joke about Microsoft!

Dear Reddit! Tomorrow I will be presenting my product / pitch in front of hundreds of Microsoft employees. Help me start with a bang, give me the worst / best joke about Microsoft that you have. Let's get dirty!

If you have a presentation, you should practice with a microphone.

Why? Because they will always give you feedback.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

A paraplegic gave a moving presentation on how much he misses using his legs

He received a standing ovation

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