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Timmy was asked to do presentation about corruption in a country.

He wrote on the whiteboard:
-A country is like a family
-Government is the mother who manage the family.
-Capitalist is like the father who earns money for family.
-The maid is the working class.
-I am the citizen while my baby brother is the future of family.

Intrigued, the te...

Why did the Powerpoint Presentation cross the road?

To get to the other SLIDE.

Please do not edit, repost or print my PowerPoint presentation.

And to those of you who, despite my friendly warning, I hope you don't \*excel\*.

I accidentally called a presentation a "slide deck"

Now everyone on the Zoom meeting knows I'm actually 40

This is a presentation of top 10 women I have slept with before

That’s the end of my presentation

My friend gave a presentation trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He made some excellent points.

Don't let this election distract you...

From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.

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I haven't prepared for my presentation tomorrow on "how to properly remove a wedgie"...

I'm just going to pull it out of my arse.

If you have a presentation, you should practice with a microphone.

Why? Because they will always give you feedback.

My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.

So I showed everyone my payslip

To the person who stole my presentation

I hope you do not Excel.

A paraplegic gave a moving presentation on how much he misses using his legs

He received a standing ovation

The salesperson showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the waterpark we're going to.

It has several slides.

Once a guy had a very important presentation.

He was getting late and couldn't find a spot to park his car. In desperation he began to pray to God.

"Oh God! If you find me a parking spot I promise to go to church every Sunday, I will not flirt with Sally next door and will never touch whiskey again."

Just as he finishes his prayer...

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A class of high school art students are broken into groups...

...and tasked with making silly and creative paintings combining culture with food.

One group decides to paint an Indy race car made out of roti. Another group decides to paint a business suit necktie being grated into cheese. Another group paints Donkey Kong serving up a creepy bowl of banan...

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Millionaire marriage proposal

A bachelor Chinese millionaire is on a business trip in Los Angeles. He has had very bad luck finding the perfect bride in China and had given up hope of getting married. During his business presentation, he sees the perfect bride for him -- she is an intelligent, tall, slender single brunette wit...

My teacher hated my Powerpoint presentation about the NRA....

Too many bullet points.

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A man gets diarrhea and decides to ask for help to his neighbor who happens to be a doctor.

He crosses the road and rings to the door.
The neighbor welcomes him in:

“Hey, how are you? Sorry if I’m in a hurry but I need to leave in half an hour and I’m still packing. Do you need anything?”

“Oh, I didn’t know, sorry to bother you, I just wanted to ask for advice really quick...

What medication does a snake take before giving a presentation?

An antihissstamine.

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Tom was asked to write an essay about family

Tom wasn’t a very bright boy. So when he got home he went to ask his mother for help. His mother sees a stray cat outside attacking her plants to which she whispers “You son of a bitch it’s on” looks at Tom and replies “I’m busy, bother someone else.” Tom writes that down.


Tom then went t...

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