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Timmy was asked to do presentation about corruption in a country.

He wrote on the whiteboard:
-A country is like a family
-Government is the mother who manage the family.
-Capitalist is like the father who earns money for family.
-The maid is the working class.
-I am the citizen while my baby brother is the future of family.

Intrigued, the te...

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

**To get to the other slide.**

Please do not edit, repost or print my PowerPoint presentation.

And to those of you who, despite my friendly warning, I hope you don't \*excel\*.

My friend gave a presentation trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He made some excellent points.

I accidentally called a presentation a "slide deck"

Now everyone on the Zoom meeting knows I'm actually 40

This is a presentation of top 10 women I have slept with before

Thatโ€™s the end of my presentation

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It's Career Week in the parochial school...

(OK, real old one but=)

It's Career Week in the parochial school. One day, when all the parents who've come to explain their jobs have done their presentations and gone, Sister Mary Domino has some time to kill, so she has the children stand up, one at a time, and say what THEY want to be wh...

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Friendly Ghost

A Ghost hunter is travelling the world doing lectures and meet and greets trying to get more people interested in the paranormal.

He's been told that his presentations are boring and lack a certain x factor.

He decides to start his next lecture a little differently and begins by saying...

If you have a presentation, you should practice with a microphone.

Why? Because they will always give you feedback.

Once a guy had a very important presentation.

He was getting late and couldn't find a spot to park his car. In desperation he began to pray to God.

"Oh God! If you find me a parking spot I promise to go to church every Sunday, I will not flirt with Sally next door and will never touch whiskey again."

Just as he finishes his prayer...

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I haven't prepared for my presentation tomorrow on "how to properly remove a wedgie"...

I'm just going to pull it out of my arse.

A paraplegic gave a moving presentation on how much he misses using his legs

He received a standing ovation

To the person who stole my presentation

I hope you do not Excel.

My teacher hated my Powerpoint presentation about the NRA....

Too many bullet points.

The salesperson showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the waterpark we're going to.

It has several slides.

Don't let this election distract you...

From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.

Today I made an in depth presentation about ground breaking research on bad effects of the two legged posture in humans

It was well received. In fact they even gave me a standing ovation.

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