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Probable Jokes

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.

A probable case of human trafficking...

A flight attendant on a flight sees a suspicious looking couple on board. So she immediately reports it to the captain.
 

*"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!"*
 

*"There is a very pretty and graceful female passenger on board who seems rich. She ...

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Boobs and Willies (Probable a repost, sorry)

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers,

'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s t...

But is it murder?

A homicide detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey look at those birds outside," the bartender comments to him. "Did you know that a group of crows like that is called a murder?" "Well you can't be sure that's a murder," the detective says. "Unless there is probable caws."

Why did the police department raid Santa's workshop?

They had probable Clause

Why did the police search Dr. Huxtable’s vehicle?

They had probable Cosby.

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