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When a flat-earther finds conclusive evidence against their beliefs...

...itโ€™s important for them to know that itโ€™s not the end of the world.

yo mama so fat.... (that's right)

that the scientific community agreed your birth was conclusive evidence of the big bang

People say I have an obsessive personality...

But after thousands of hours of research spanning several decades, I found no conclusive evidence this is true.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Israeli are having lunch...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Israeli are having lunch. They get to talking about which civilization was the most technologically advanced.

The Englishman proclaims, "Surely England was the most technologically advanced nation. Why, our archaeologists dug 1,000 meters into the earth un...

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I'm afraid I have some bad news about your wife.

Guy gets a call from his doctor, says "Sir, your wife is here with me, we've just concluded her testing. And I'm afraid I have some bad news."

Husband: "What is it doc?" Doctor: Well I've narrowed the diagnosis down to one of two things, it's either Alzheimer's, or AIDS, but we're not certain...

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