There was a brothel and the workers were all dwarfs. It was losing business though, as the main gigolo had an issue with premature ejactulation

I guess it was just a shortcoming

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I didn’t know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Support Group

So I just came in my pants

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This morning I went to a meeting at my premature ejaculaters support group.

Turns out it's tomorrow.

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I opened a club for premature ejaculators.

It didn't last long.

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I went to attend my Premature Ejaculators Anonymous meeting

When I arrived, no one was there. I must've come early.

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I opened a bar for people with premature ejaculation

Everyone came early

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What is military term for premature ejaculation?

Dishonourable discharge.

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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, β€œWhen you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”

On the way home the man went to a gun store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he ran home to his wife. When he got home he was surprised and delighted to find ...

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What's the medical name for Homer's premature ejaculation?

A Dohnut

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I was supposed to do a talk at a premature ejaculation support group meeting, but the building was closed.

They must have all arrived early.

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I missed the holiday for premature ejaculators this year.

I think it came early.

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So this guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

That’s it... that’s the whole fucking joke.

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[NSFW] Have you heard of the guy who prematurely ejaculates?

It's his only shortcoming

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A sex therapist arrives at his premature ejaculation clinic and finds a single patient waiting for him. What does the therapist say?

"You're early"

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I went to a self help group for people that suffer from Premature Ejaculation last night

They said to get there at 7 but I came early.

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I went to a conference on premature ejaculation the other week...

Got there 5 minutes early but the conference had already finished.

What do you call Halloween decoration that's put up too early?

Premature e-jack-o-lantern.

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I previously suffered from premature ejaculation my GF got me some cream that reduces sensitivity

It 100% totally work's now i don't give a fuck about that bitch.

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I’m going to a support group tonight for my issue with Premature Ejaculation

I’m not sure what to wear, so I’ll probably just come in my pants

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The doctor asked me how bad my premature ejaculation condition was...

I said, "I'm going to be honest doc, it's touch and go."

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Premature Ejaculation Problem

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were ha...

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I have a problem with premature ejaculation.

I know it came out of nowhere but i wanted to share it with everyone.

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Premature ejaculator seeks lady for short term fling

Lady in question must have large breasts, full lips, a nice ass and... OH GOD... never mind...

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Not many people find premature ejaculation funny.

It's an inside joke.

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I saw an ad from a local store with an upcoming sale for pills to cure premature ejaculation. When I got there they told me they didn’t have them in stock yet.

Seems like I came too early.

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Life's short; don't waste time with superfluous sayings like "prematurely ejaculate"

Instead, try "ejacuearly"

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Did you hear about the blind man who had a premature ejaculation?

He never saw it coming

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Hey girl, are you interested in premature ejaculatiors? Cause

Hnnng, nevermind

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I heard there’s been a lot of jokes in our premature ejaculation support group lately.

But when I came, everyone just shut up.

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I decided to go to Reddit's premature ejaculation party..

But when I arrived, nobody was there.


I guess I came too early.

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Premature ejaculator:

Seeks young attractive woman for a fling,

Must have large tits, big lips and a tight arse,

and....aaaaaw, fuck sake, never mind!!!!!!

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I invited my premature-ejaculation support group over to my house for dinner...

...but they came a lot earier than expected, typical!

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Did you hear about the premature ejaculator that is training to become a ninja?

Guys a natural, comes out of nowhere.

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I went to the Premature Ejaculators Anonymous support group today.

Turns out it's tomorrow.

Edit: A few of you started laughing before the end of that joke.



*Credit: Gary Delaney*

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A woman on Craigslist said she wanted a man who prematurely ejaculates.

I came as quick as I could.

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On Amazon, I just ordered premature ejaculation with next day delivery and to my surprise...

It’s coming today.

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Why is a banjo solo like premature ejaculation?

You can feel it coming, but there's no way to stop it.

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I was watching a show about premature ejaculation.

It lasted a minute.

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I ordered a book online about premature ejaculation

It came in the mail.

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My new girlfriend just found out I suffer from premature ejaculation

She took it on the chin though.

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I'm GOING to start a sub for premature ejaculation sufferers.

You guys came too early.

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I went to a premature ejaculators meeting last week..

Wasn't sure exactly what time it was on so I came early

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I saw a premature newborn playing with a stuffed donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.

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So I've been invited to the Premature Ejaculation Society's annual awards dinner. When I asked them what the dress code was...

They told me just to come in my pants.

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Does Santa have a problem with premature ejaculation?

I keep hearing about how sometimes he comes early.

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Today I had a doctors appointment for premature ejaculation

It was at 4, when I got there, it was only 3. I guess I accidentally came early.

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I was really worried that my premature ejaculation would wreck my career as a porn star.

"Christ I'm nervous," I said to the director on the first day of filming.

"Don't worry lad,you'll be fine," he said. "Just stick to the script."

"I already have." I replied.

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Medical science still does not have a cure for premature ejaculation.

But researchers say it's coming quickly.

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My premature ejaculation sufferers support meetings were going so well

I decided to stop coming.

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Why is a small cruise ship like a guy suffering from premature ejaculation?

Both of them only need a couple of tugs.

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I’m hosting a premature ejaculation charity event tonight.

It starts at 7:30 but feel free to come early.

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Dressed as a Premature Ejaculation

A man enters a costume party wearing only blue jeans; no shirt or shoes. The host asks him, "What are you supposed to be?"

The man says, "I'm a premature ejaculation."

"How in God's name are you dressed as that?!"

"Because I just came in my pants."

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I called the Premature Ejaculation Clinic and asked if I needed to make an appointment.

They said I could come at any time.

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It makes sense why women hate premature ejaculation so much

Our whole lives we're taught that nothing worth having comes easy.

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I was nervous no one would come to the Premature Ejaculation Anonymous meeting...

Luckily, everyone came earlier than expected!

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I told the job interviewer I had premature ejaculation

Apparently that's not what he meant by 'shortcomings'

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Next time you prematurely ejaculate

Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey

What do you call a case of premature burial?

A grave mistake.

What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.

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You guys hear about the medication for premature ejaculation?

You can get it with expedited shipping so it should come quickly...

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A baby was born premature without eyelids

The doctors were baffled because they had never seen a baby born without eyelids before. Obviously eyelids are an important part of the human body so the doctors decided the best thing to do was take skin from somewhere else and use it to make eyelids for the baby.

The parents of the baby we...

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So I was listening to the radio the other day and an ad came on: β€œDo you suffer from premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction?”

And I thought to myself, β€œNo but my girlfriend probably does.”

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My girlfriend slapped me really hard because I ejaculated prematurely...

She says I got off easy.

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Premature Ejaculators Anonymous meeting to be held today at 4...

...doors open at 3.

My New Year's resolution for 2019 is to not do things prematurely.

So far it's going well.

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You go to a Halloween party wearing nothing but blue jeans. When someone asks you who you are, you reply, "I'm a premature ejaculator."

You see, I just came in my pants.

"Credit goes to some dudes post on something earlier, couldn't find it to give him credit. Thought it was too funny not to share."

Why did Philip Zimbardo prematurely end his infamous prison experiment?

His girlfriend put her foot down and said β€œI can’t Stanford this.”

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I working on an indie film about premature ejaculation

It's coming soon

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My girlfriend left me because of my premature ejaculation problem. Well, you know what they say...

Easy come, easy go

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I was kicked out of the Army for prematurely ejaculating with a Senior Officer

Dishonorable discharge

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My boyfriend suffers from premature ejaculation.

It's his shortcoming.

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Premature ejaculation is pretty similar to hide-and-go-seek

Whether they're ready or not, you're still gonna come

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They say a lot of guys suffer from premature ejaculation

But its actually the women that suffer.

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NSFW. What did the husband say to his wife when he prematurely ejaculated?

I’m sorry for my short comings.

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What did the man who suffers with premature ejaculation say whilst playing hide and seek?

Ready or not, here I cum!

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My first meeting at the Premature Ejaculation club

can’t come soon enough

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A hot blonde doctor made a statement about premature ejaculation on TV.

I came to the conclusion

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I was walking down the street when all of a sudden there was this guy in my face screaming about premature ejaculation.

I swear, he came out of nowhere.

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