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Premature Ejaculation,,,

A man was having a problem with premature ejaculation, so he went to the doctor.

The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.
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A premature ejaulator went to a dinner party.

He didn't know what to wear, so he just came in his pants

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I called the premature ejaculation support group to find out what the dress code was.

Apparently, most members just come in their pants.

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So this guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

That’s it... that’s the whole fucking joke.

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My premature ejaculation problem started when my other half dressed up as a superhero

Before I knew it I came in a Flash

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Premature ejaculator:

Seeks young attractive woman for a fling,

Must have large tits, big lips and a tight arse,

and....aaaaaw, fuck sake, never mind!!!!!!

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India has a god for almost everything- except premature ejaculation

But it’s coming soon.

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What do premature ejaculators and hide and seek have in common?

Ready or not, here I come

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They had to change the meeting time for the premature ejaculators' support group.

Everyone kept coming too early.

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I was asked to speak at a club for helping people with premature ejaculation. I asked what I should wear to the speech:

They told me I could just come in my pants

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I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed.

...What, too soon?

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What does a drum solo and premature ejaculation have in common?

You know what's coming but there's fuck all you can do about it.

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I just read an article about premature ejaculation during masturbation.

It might come in handy.

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Today I went to my premature ejaculation support group meeting

Turns out it was tomorrow.

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One time I took my friend who suffered from premature ejaculation to a brothel to work on his stamina.

He blew it.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who got 6 months in jail for prematurely ejaculating?

I think he got off easy.

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What does a premature ejaculator and a blind man have in common?

They never see it coming

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I opened a club for premature ejaculators.

It didn't last long.

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What's the medical name for Homer's premature ejaculation?

A Dohnut

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I previously suffered from premature ejaculation my GF got me some cream that reduces sensitivity

It 100% totally work's now i don't give a fuck about that bitch.

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It's hard to keep a girlfriend when you suffer from premature ejaculation.

Easy cum, easy ghost.

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A guy goes to a Halloween party in just his jeans

No shoes or shirt nothing but jeans. He’s making his rounds and enjoying some drinks and the comes up to him and asks, β€œSo what are you supposed to be?” The guys responds, β€œI’m a premature ejaculation.” The host pauses for a second really staring at this guy’s costume and finally says, β€œI don’t get ...

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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, β€œWhen you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”

On the way home the man went to a gun store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he ran home to his wife. When he got home he was surprised and delighted to find ...

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I went to attend my Premature Ejaculators Anonymous meeting

When I arrived, no one was there. I must've come early.

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A sex therapist arrives at his premature ejaculation clinic and finds a single patient waiting for him. What does the therapist say?

"You're early"

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I’m going to a support group tonight for my issue with Premature Ejaculation

I’m not sure what to wear, so I’ll probably just come in my pants

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Premature

A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from premature ejaculation. The doctors said it was touch and go.

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I was supposed to do a talk at a premature ejaculation support group meeting, but the building was closed.

They must have all arrived early.

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I went to a self help group for people that suffer from Premature Ejaculation last night

They said to get there at 7 but I came early.

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Hey girl, are you interested in premature ejaculatiors? Cause

Hnnng, nevermind

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[NSFW] Have you heard of the guy who prematurely ejaculates?

It's his only shortcoming

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I went to a conference on premature ejaculation the other week...

Got there 5 minutes early but the conference had already finished.

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I missed the holiday for premature ejaculators this year.

I think it came early.

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Premature ejaculator seeks lady for short term fling

Lady in question must have large breasts, full lips, a nice ass and... OH GOD... never mind...

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The doctor asked me how bad my premature ejaculation condition was...

I said, "I'm going to be honest doc, it's touch and go."

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I went to the Premature Ejaculators Anonymous support group today.

Turns out it's tomorrow.

Edit: A few of you started laughing before the end of that joke.



*Credit: Gary Delaney*

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I have a problem with premature ejaculation.

I know it came out of nowhere but i wanted to share it with everyone.

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I heard there’s been a lot of jokes in our premature ejaculation support group lately.

But when I came, everyone just shut up.

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Did you hear about the premature ejaculator that is training to become a ninja?

Guys a natural, comes out of nowhere.

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I saw an ad from a local store with an upcoming sale for pills to cure premature ejaculation. When I got there they told me they didn’t have them in stock yet.

Seems like I came too early.

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It makes sense why women hate premature ejaculation so much

Our whole lives we're taught that nothing worth having comes easy.

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Life's short; don't waste time with superfluous sayings like "prematurely ejaculate"

Instead, try "ejacuearly"

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I wasn't sure what to wear to the Premature Ejaculators' meeting...

So I just came in my pants.


(May not be original, but it popped in my head while doing laundry. Y'all have a good one!)

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I ordered a book online about premature ejaculation

It came in the mail.

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I decided to go to Reddit's premature ejaculation party..

But when I arrived, nobody was there.


I guess I came too early.

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I was nervous no one would come to the Premature Ejaculation Anonymous meeting...

Luckily, everyone came earlier than expected!

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What do you call a military man's premature ejaculation?

A dishonorable discharge.

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My new girlfriend just found out I suffer from premature ejaculation

She took it on the chin though.

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My premature ejaculation sufferers support meetings were going so well

I decided to stop coming.

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I’m hosting a premature ejaculation charity event tonight.

It starts at 7:30 but feel free to come early.

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I went to a premature ejaculators meeting last week..

Wasn't sure exactly what time it was on so I came early

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Does Santa have a problem with premature ejaculation?

I keep hearing about how sometimes he comes early.

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I called the Premature Ejaculation Clinic and asked if I needed to make an appointment.

They said I could come at any time.

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I told the job interviewer I had premature ejaculation

Apparently that's not what he meant by 'shortcomings'

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So I was listening to the radio the other day and an ad came on: β€œDo you suffer from premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction?”

And I thought to myself, β€œNo but my girlfriend probably does.”

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Medical science still does not have a cure for premature ejaculation.

But researchers say it's coming quickly.

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Next time you prematurely ejaculate

Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey

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I'm GOING to start a sub for premature ejaculation sufferers.

You guys came too early.

What do you call a case of premature burial?

A grave mistake.

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A baby was born premature without eyelids

The doctors were baffled because they had never seen a baby born without eyelids before. Obviously eyelids are an important part of the human body so the doctors decided the best thing to do was take skin from somewhere else and use it to make eyelids for the baby.

The parents of the baby we...

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I was watching a show about premature ejaculation.

It lasted a minute.

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On Amazon, I just ordered premature ejaculation with next day delivery and to my surprise...

It’s coming today.

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I invited my premature-ejaculation support group over to my house for dinner...

...but they came a lot earier than expected, typical!

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My girlfriend slapped me really hard because I ejaculated prematurely...

She says I got off easy.

My friend and his wife had a party to celebrate the premature birth of his child.

I arrived too early.

What did a Redneck name his son that was born premsture?

Earl Lee.............*premature,

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Why is a small cruise ship like a guy suffering from premature ejaculation?

Both of them only need a couple of tugs.

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I saw a premature newborn playing with a stuffed donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.

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You go to a Halloween party wearing nothing but blue jeans. When someone asks you who you are, you reply, "I'm a premature ejaculator."

You see, I just came in my pants.

"Credit goes to some dudes post on something earlier, couldn't find it to give him credit. Thought it was too funny not to share."

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A woman on Craigslist said she wanted a man who prematurely ejaculates.

I came as quick as I could.

My New Year's resolution for 2019 is to not do things prematurely.

So far it's going well.

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I was really worried that my premature ejaculation would wreck my career as a porn star.

"Christ I'm nervous," I said to the director on the first day of filming.

"Don't worry lad,you'll be fine," he said. "Just stick to the script."

"I already have." I replied.

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You guys hear about the medication for premature ejaculation?

You can get it with expedited shipping so it should come quickly...

What did the boron control rod say to the nuclear core before prematurely exploding ?

Just the tip.

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Premature Ejaculators Anonymous meeting to be held today at 4...

...doors open at 3.

Why did Philip Zimbardo prematurely end his infamous prison experiment?

His girlfriend put her foot down and said β€œI can’t Stanford this.”

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Emma liked David. But she wouldn't date him.

Emma liked David. He was a great guy. He was handsome, considerate, and had a good career ahead of him. But she wouldn't date him after she saw his premature ejaculation.

That was his shortcumming.

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I was kicked out of the Army for prematurely ejaculating with a Senior Officer

Dishonorable discharge

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