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Definitive Jokes

As a Syrian, I don't know why America is taking so long to get a definitive result from their election.

We know our results months in advance!

so I am currently working on a new Cologne as a little side project! it's aimed specifically at introverts, and while I don't have a definitive smell, I got the name down.

"Leave Me The Fuh Cologne"

How do you know definitively that Jordan was better than Kobe?

Jordan can fly.

We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead.

He just registered to vote in Chicago.

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