There's been an explosion at the paint factory where my brother works.

He's missing, presumed red.

A blonde is watching the news on an airplane...

The news reporter says, "Three Brazilian children have been presumed dead after their home caught fire in the middle of the night."

The blonde jolts up in her seat in utter shock. She taps the shoulder of the passenger next to her, and exclaims, "Oh my god! How many children is a Bra-zillion!...

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A couple had 100 kids, and because they weren't very good at naming, decided to name them after the number they were born as (1, 2, 3, 4 etc.). One day in a tragic accident, all of them died, except 90.

90 grew up and had their own family, and one day, their kids found a dog. They asked 90 if...

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A lawyer's trick . . .

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the...

So Godzilla walks into a bar...

The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead.

The pact of brothers...

Jeff has moved to a new country and has settled in a new place. Around the corner is a bar which Jeff goes to check out.

Once in, Jeff orders 3 beers in a row and begins to drink them simultaneously... The bar tender thinks this a bit strange but nevertheless he is making business.

J...

I’m not Deaf

I shouted to the barmaid, “Two pints of lager please.”
She said, “I’m not deaf.”
I said, “Sorry, I noticed your wedding ring and the black eye. I presumed you had a problem listening.”

There have been few historical examples of wars with three opposing sides.

One such example occurred in the 11th century, with the three belligerents being the French, the English (Anglos) and the Vikings. The rivalry between each group was quite intense, and unlike other situations, the two weaker groups at the time did not join together to fight the strongest. Instead, t...

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