The Sargent in Iraq was hearing troubling rumors about his men.
That evening he called them all out of their rooms and had them standing in a line. "I been hearing some terrible things, men" he yelled. "Apparently some of y'all have been going around with someone named Fatima!" "I will not tolerate this kind of debauchery on my base, you hear me?!" "...
A psychologist asked his client what was troubling him.
"Well, doc, I think I can see into the future."
"Into the future?" the doctor said, intrigued. "When did this start?"
An apiarist consults his family doctor about a troubling rash.
Doctor: You have hives. Apiarist: Yes many, and they are my pride and joy. Doctor: Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.