Since Nixon and Bush have been made to look like credible politicians

Tammany Hall be like, "Don't call it a comeback, we never left!"

I found out where to get credible sources for anti-vaxers!!!

The Morgue

Somewhere, buried down deep in the ground

Is the bar future presidents have to get over in order to seem credible, effective, or hell even just aware of their surroundings.

The Credible Hulk. "You won't like me when I'm angry

because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."

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2017 Limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket

Who after several credible accusations of sexual harassment was forced to resign from his position of political power

Why is the Hulk a bad journalist?

He is not credible

If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources

Does that make him the credible hulk?

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So the other day I was walking from the sports field with a bag of 100 tennis balls...

That's a big bag, but I managed to carry it. However, unbeknownst to me, it was dragging over the ground, and eventually caught on a sharp piece of kerb, and ripped open. All 100 tennis balls falling out, ending up everywhere. Really annoying. I had to get all of them back individually and only retr...

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i watch inspiration

Lester is struggling through a bus station with two huge and
obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and
asks "Have you got the time?"

Lester sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist.
"It's a quarter to six," he says.

"Hey, that's a pretty ...

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