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Potted Jokes

I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums……

Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."

Someone just sent me an email about potted meat.

I didn’t open it, it looked like Spam.

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My wife is a compulsive plant freak. She's filled our house with all manner of potted plants that she picks up at yard sales and give aways!

I think she's a hoarder-culturist.

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What do you call a potted cactus that has grown in the shape of a ?

A dildon't
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