All arrivals in heaven must go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a...
Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:
Remember Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men?
One day, Bill says to Ben, "Flobadobglibglobbloobleglob!"
And Ben say, "If you loved me, you'd swallow that....."