I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say black paint

You have to say

Leroy, please paint that wall

My friend tries hard to be politically correct

Talk about the pot calling the kettle African American

Politically correct

I identify as as a comedian
My pronouns are HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

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Not for the easily offended - my favourite politically incorrect joke...

Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.
"What's wrong?" man asks.
"Never been kissed before" girl says.
Man kisses her and she goes home happy.

Next day man walking through same park. Sees girl in wheelchair again crying.
"What's wrong?...

Is this the right place for politically incorrect jokes?

I have this great one about President Benjamin Franklin.

I don't care if it's not "politically correct"...

But I think the president of Europe is a really nice guy

How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?

President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...

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What do you call exotic dancers in a politically unstable region in the Middle East?

Gaza Strippers

TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful.

It’s part of their compensation package.

A politically-appointed medical research director had been busy pushing recruitment for round after round of hydroxychloroquine tests. After another poor result, a White House aide walked in. "Doctor, the President has demanded another HCQ test. Can you do it?"

The director sighs, rubs his temples, and sits back in his chair. "No. Quite frankly, I don't have the patients."

Politically correct people are great comedians

Even when they say something's not funny people keep laughing

I hate how politically correct things are these days. You can't even say the word stupid without people getting offended.

I started to tell a Polish joke to a group of guys and one of them said "Hey, I'm Polish and that joke offends me!" Fair enough I thought, no one likes to be stereotyped. So I swapped out the word "Polish" for "stupid" and started the joke over. Same guy got offended.

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Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgaria...

I hate how we have to be politically correct at the office. My boss said we shouldn't use the term "black" because it's not very professional.

So during coffee break, I asked him: *"How African-American do you like your coffee?"*

There are so many politically correct terms for disabled people nowadays...

Things like "special needs," "special ed," and "special Olympics," that's why it worries me so much when I hear of the "special forces" going to war.

People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

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TIL that it's not politically correct to say someone is gay...

The preferred term is "Navy enlisted personnel."

Save money on home security and alarm systems by flying flags of politically taboo groups on the front

The police will watch your house for free!

It may not be "politically correct" to say this...

...but there are over one million U.S Senators.

What do you call politically correct chocolate?

Her/she kisses

A politically incorrect joke about language

Investors want to make a holiday resort on an uninhabited island. They hire 3 experts to get life going there.

To the Frenchman they say, "you are in charge of cuisine".

To the German they say, "you are in charge of accommodation".

To the Finn they say, "you are in charge of su...

I was attacked by a politically correct zombie.......

I screamed “oh no a zombie!”
And he replied “ummm actually the term is living impaired”

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