Have you heard about that cyber-hacking group out of Canada that is uncovering corruption around the world?
They call themselves "Anony-moose."
A little girl asks her father: "Daddy, what is corruption?"
-- Go bring me a beer and I'll tell you.
-- But mommy said you should stop drinking!
-- Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.
-- Oh, okay!
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I am thankful every day that I live in Canada.
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Timmy was asked to do presentation about corruption in a country.
He wrote on the whiteboard: -A country is like a family -Government is the mother who manage the family. -Capitalist is like the father who earns money for family. -The maid is the working class. -I am the citizen while my baby brother is the future of family.
Intrigued, the te...
A man dies and goes to heaven. As he arrives there an angel is waiting for him to give him a tour. They enter through the golden gates and go inside a big bright building. There were a big number of clocks running at different speeds and the man was puzzled. He asked the angel what they were.
Below the southern border is a world of corruption and evil
Good thing I live in North Korea, all praise our glorious leader
Why is it so hard to fight corruption in Russia?
Because it knows judo.
I turned in my doctor for corruption charges when he wouldn't treat my open wound.
He was a good guy but I had no choice. I was losing blood fast and only "snitches get stitches".
The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...
Against Las Vegas.
Italians are always adding -a to words. (It's-a me, Mario!)
I find it to be a horrible corruption of the English language.
I say pizz and past, like a _real_ American.
Below our Southern border is filled with chaos, violence, and corruption. The government is in shambles and the people are always fighting amongst themselves.
Thank god I live in Canada.
Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free", which tense is it?
Student: Future impossible tense.
In these troubling political times with gun violence peaking, human rights scandals on us soil, and ongoing corruption investigations, it’s always important to find the silver lining in things...
International Relations with Russia have never been better!
"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea"
Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview
Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview.
He was asked -
Q 1. When did India get Independence?
He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.
Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in ...
There's so much corruption in French soccer.
One week I watched Paris play Nice and the next week they were obviously playing Toulouse.
Problem with corruption in Moscow
A lot of people have gotten away from paying spreading tickets in Moscow lately. The police commissioner have to act, he sends out a memo saying: 'You have to stop and fine everyone not matter who they are, or how important they are'.
Next day Putin is driven to work, but his driver drives v...
A concerned person is sick of all the corruption and injustice in the world and decides they want to expose it by becoming a journalist.
Only 3 weeks later they were caught trying to reveal corruption by some high ranking officials and were put to death.
You could say, they chose the wrong Korea.
Never in my life have I seen so much corruption, bribery, bIackmail, jealousy, theft, fraud, deception, and outright bloodshed.
And honestly I'm wondering why I even play Monopoly with my family in the first place.
In my country you can't fight with corruption
but you can deal with it.
The Washington Redskins finally decided to drop their offensive name.
Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheat...
I will not live to see that day :(
Three old men went to see God.
The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of recession. "100 years," God said. The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"
Second man, a Russian asked God "When will my country become pros...
After someone pointed it out to her, my mother asked me to explain the difference between the District of Columbia and the country Colombia.
So explained to her that one of them is famous for it's drugs, corruption and blatant criminal activity, while the other historicly lost to England on penalties in this years world cup.
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Hillary Clinton speaks to the schoolchildren
Teacher: Class please welcome Hillary Clinton today. She will answer your questions.
Hillary: Hello class. Who has the first question?
*Johnny raises hand*
Johnny: My name is Johnny. I have 3 questions.
- Why did you lie about Benghazi? - What was in those emails you d...
There was once an extremely handsome, gorgeous doctor Jones. Apart from his good looks he was extremely skilled. One day, he was the only doctor in the hospital, and yet he still managed to tend to and medicate every single patient who needed his help! The community decided to recognize his achievem...
Topical Jokes for 10/9
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In Indiana, a pizza delivery man received a $1,200 tip from college students. College officials applauded the act of charity, until they realized the “pizza” was just a box with $1,200 dollars worth of weed in it.
Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.
Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processe...
Mayor goes to a school
After explaining a little bit of the governmental platform, he asks the kids if they had any questions.
Bob raises his hand and says I have 3 questions for you... 1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes? 2) Why do you want to attack the neighbouri...
Politican sees the scottish barber
A politician went to his Scottish barber and asked, "Cut the word 'yes' into my haircut in back so when I sleep they'll know my vote.".
A week later he comes back and asks, "What did you do? My wife stopped cheating, and I've now got a reputation for looking out for corruption."