The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
I wish my college professors graded papers like Trump 'wins' elections
\*Professor grading my test\*
Well he got the first couple questions right looks like I can stop grading the rest.
I was going to post a joke about free and fair elections....
But I’m not sure the Americans will get it.
The U.S. election results delay is pathetic
In Egypt, we know who won before the elections.
I'm upset about the election
SNL will have to go back to political satire instead of news.
It's that time of the year when many Americans go around in public pretending to be something they're not, with many choosing to appear as monsters and ghouls. But enough about the elections, it's also Halloween.
But enough about the elections, it's also Halloween.
Americans are so stupid, it takes them a week to get the results.
We in Russia get results 20 years before the elections.
What do Corona and Trump winning the elections have in common?