How is working the fry station at McDonald's like studying Plato and Aristotle?
You really learn to appreciate ancient grease.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
What would you call Aristotle if he had a nice bike
(Just thought of this joke, seemed good in my head)
I tried having a philosophical debate with Aristotle once, but I couldn’t follow the conversation at all.
It was all Greek to me.
After watching me sign up for a Greek philosophy course, my dad said, “Did you know Aristotle said that we are what we repeatedly do?”
“Therefore, I’m your mother.”
Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?
His teacher was Plato.
Aristotle has long been regarded for his philosophical mind.
But it's too bad his theory of inertia never really gained momentum.
I'm smarter than Einstein, Hawking, Da Vinci and Aristotle combined...
cuz ther al ded
Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno"
I've never finished it for some reason.
If Aristotle was to write a book on ethical music what would he call it?
Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do.
Therefore, I am your mother.
Why did Aristotle name his dog “Nature”?
Because he abhors a vacuum
Why did Aristotle hate French fries?
They were fried in ancient grease!
Aristotle - "what does it mean to be a good person"
Descartes - what does it mean to "be"
Nietzsche - "what does it mean"
Bertrand Russell - "what does 'it' mean"
C.S. Lewis - "what does it"
Lil Jon - "what"
Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
“Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?”
“No,” Plato replied. “Bu...
Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar...
All the world's greatest philosophers are gathering in France for the largest philosophy convention ever. Socrates, Descartes, Kant, etc have all made their way to Paris and checked into their rooms. Aristotle's invitation was lost in the time-travel post office and he didn't get the invitation unti...
A store for wisdom
Dr. Who was traveling through time and space, when he came upon a cache of the universe's best wise sayings. He loaded them into the Tardis and decided to set up a shop on a nice little corner just outside of reality to sell the sayings to the great thinkers and writers of all time. He advertised hi...
A burglar broke into a house. As he was opening the safe, he heard a voice
The voice was saying "Jesus and I are watching you". The burglar turns around and sees a parrot.
"Stupid bird, it was you that scared the hell out of me"
"Yes, it was me, Aristotle"
The burglar laughs and says "That's a stupid name for a parrot"
The parrot replied "Well,...
Humanity is losing its genuises..
Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Eisntein died.. and I'm not feeling well today.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a gr...