How is working the fry station at McDonald's like studying Plato and Aristotle?
You really learn to appreciate ancient grease.
Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?
His teacher was Plato.
After watching me sign up for a Greek philosophy course, my dad said, “Did you know Aristotle said that we are what we repeatedly do?”
“Therefore, I’m your mother.”
Why did Aristotle name his dog “Nature”?
Because he abhors a vacuum
Aristotle has long been regarded for his philosophical mind.
But it's too bad his theory of inertia never really gained momentum.
Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do.
Therefore, I am your mother.
Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens.
Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands.
“Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?”
“No,” Plato replied. “Bu...
Why did Aristotle hate French fries?
They were fried in ancient grease!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her e...
Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar...
Humanity is losing its genuises..
Aristotle died, Newton passed away, Eisntein died.. and I'm not feeling well today.
All the world's greatest philosophers are gathering in France for the largest philosophy convention ever. Socrates, Descartes, Kant, etc have all made their way to Paris and checked into their rooms. Aristotle's invitation was lost in the time-travel post office and he didn't get the invitation unti...