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One day, a teacher assigns the class to find out the definition of “politics.”

One day, a teacher assigns the class to find out the definition of “politics.”

One little boy in the class goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she...

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A kid shows up to class with $2,467...

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Suzie led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the custo...

Mayor goes to a school

After explaining a little bit of the governmental platform, he asks the kids if they had any questions.

Bob raises his hand and says
I have 3 questions for you...
1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack the neighbouri...

Truck driver found a genie...

Genie: I grant you one wish.

Driver: I need a clean, toll free personal road from NY to CA.

Genie: Well, that's a governmental issue. Many states and federal agencies involved. I can't grant you that. Anything else for sure.

Driver: How about my wife liking my family.

Gen...

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