I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.



He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency.

Welcome back President Obama we missed you.

Bill Clinton laid low after his presidency

He sort of just came and went

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The US Presidency is like the Time Warp.

They took a step to the left.

Then a big fucking jump to the right.

China's presidency should be for life

That's what Xi said.

What do you need to clean the stain of Trumps presidency?

Gerni Sanders

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If Trump wins in 2020 and has a terrible term as President - don't blame him.

It's likely because he inherited a shit show dumpster fire from the previous 2016 presidency.

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Donald Trump's Presidency

That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.

How do you end the US Presidency?

A pair of Chinese handcuffs

On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

Barbers decide not to talk about politics, and everybody ends up not talking at all. The air is so tense. it could be almost cut with the barber's knife.

Donald's hair gets fi...

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