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Presidency Jokes

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.



He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

Trump's Presidency is like climate change

Every day it gets worse and Republicans try to deny it.

On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

Barbers decide not to talk about politics, and everybody ends up not talking at all. The air is so tense. it could be almost cut with the barber's knife.

Donald's hair gets fi...

Congratulations to Donald Trump winning the presidency...

May his global impact be as tiny as his hands

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Donald Trump's Presidency

That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.

Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy.

Alcohol sales have never been higher.

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It’s not the end of the world."

Stupid auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".

When Trump visited the White House before his presidency...

He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms.

"Simple", Obama replied, "Just get an intelligent wife"

"How do I know my wife is intelligent?" Trump asked.

"Just ask her intelligent questions and if she answers correctly, then you know she is intellige...

During his presidency, there were some files that even Obama couldn’t touch.

The \*For Biden\* files.

For the first time in history, a US president haven't grown old, gray haired and tired by the stressful tasks of his presidency ...

... Instead everyone else did.

Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency:

"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

Why were the Lincoln Presidency and JFK Presidency remembered so well?

Because they both ended with a BANG

Why can't Trump win the presidency?

Because it's forBiden

If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama

I guess you could say orange really is the new black

Donald Trump somehow makes it to the Pearly Gates

After a long life, and a tumultuous presidency, Donald J Trump dies and arrives at the Gates of Heaven, where he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asks an angel, "What are all those clocks?"

The angel answers, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time...

It's interesting how different a US president looks at the end of their presidency. Obama had gray hair. Bush had a bunch of wrinkles..

At the end of JFKs presidency, half of his head was missing.

Trump golfed so much during his presidency...

That he thinks a lower score is better. Which is why he keeps claiming he won the election. It all makes sense now.

USA: "Trump won the presidency!"

UK: "Hold my tea."

What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common?

They were both ruined by weiners.

Trump's presidency is historic...

He's the first president to ever be more concerned about personal insecurity than he is about national security.

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