My work replaced our regular toilet paper with single ply. Everybody hates it...

...Its really tearable.

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part credit to Amb_33 (thanks).

I only use single ply toilet paper.

It has a more personal touch.

I actually really like single ply toilet paper...

It helps me stay in touch with my inner self.

I was plying Pokemon GO in the park the other day

The craze of Pokemon GO may well have died off for most people but I still love it and play all the time.


I was in my local park the other day when my absolute favourite Pokemon appeared!
It was over by a group of girls so i tried to contain my excitement so I didn't draw attentio...

So my brother works at a research facility. His employer only stocks the bathrooms with single ply toilet paper.

They say it leads to the most breakthroughs

The man who invented single-ply toilet paper

made a serious breakthrough.

I got in touch with my inner self today...

...that's the a last time I use 1-ply toilet paper

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One-ply toilet paper is like seeing my uncle

At the end of the night, there's going to be a finger in my ass.

TIFU my IT job interview when I was asked to give an example of role-based security.

Apparently, six ply toilet paper was not the correct answer.

A dating profile reads...

Single woman with Lysol and hand sanitizer seeking single man with two-ply toilet paper for good, clean fun.

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Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper?

It doesn't take shit from anyone

I called to the toilet paper manufacturer to complain about a dysfunctional layer of the product...

They wouldn't re-ply.

It was an overwhelming experience when I touched my inner self.

Anyway, I only use 4-ply toilet paper since then.

What kind of tissues do mathematicians like?

Multi-ply

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What do 2 tissues do before they have sex?

4-ply

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There's a party in the Olympic Village one night...

... and from across the room, a sprinter sees a diver talking to the most beautiful woman that he has ever laid eyes on. Later in the evening, the sprinter approaches the diver to ask about her.

"I just can't get her out of my head!" the sprinter says. "I have to sleep with her! Who is she?"<...

Oh man, damn it.

I’ve always thought I will discover my inner self through some eastern philosophies, not because of a stupid single-ply toilet paper from Walmart!

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A physicist, an economist, and a mathematician decide to TP a house.

A physicist, an economist, and a mathematician decide to TP a house.

The physicist does some calculations and says, “We should buy 2-ply toilet paper in order to maximize kinetic energy.”

The economist thinks for a moment and replies, “But single-ply toilet paper would maximize the am...

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The genie.

A man and his wife were plying ping pong in their home, when the wife accidentally struck the ball too hard,
and it went into their neighbor’s open window and there was a sound of breaking glass from inside.


Nobody came out and there was no sign of the neighbor, so the couple thought ...

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

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