What does speedy gonzalas put beneath his carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!
Speedy Gonzales
What was Speedy Gonzales's day job?
Carpet layer.
"Underlay! Underlay! Underlay!"
[WARNING OC!] What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he's late?
"Underlay Underlay Underlay!"
What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?
Underlay! Underlay!
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