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Underlay Jokes

What does speedy gonzalas put beneath his carpets?

Underlay! Underlay!

Speedy Gonzales

What was Speedy Gonzales's day job?

Carpet layer.

"Underlay! Underlay! Underlay!"

[WARNING OC!] What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he's late?

"Underlay Underlay Underlay!"
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