What kind of bears make the best politicians?

Pander Bears

A man goes to a Chinese restaurant

After the meal he open his fortune cookie. Inside it reads:

"Your charm and wit make admirers of many."

Although flattered, the man feels disappointed because he was expecting his fortune told. He pulls the waiter aside and asks for another fortune cookie. Inside it reads:

"Your...

What is Elizabeth Warren's spirit animal?

A Pander Bear

Hillary Meets with Satan

Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for ...

Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?

Pander Express.

What do you call a bear that changes for any and everybody?

A pander bear!

What's an SJW's favourite animal?

A Pander.

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