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Pins And Needles Jokes

I'm on pins and needles

I'm on pins and needles waiting for the results of my acupuncture exam.

My grandmum always asked “Why do you keep walking around on pins and needles?”

I’d absolutely love not to.

If only she’d not forget her knitting on the floor.

The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles

He was on a diet

Just once I would like to go to a acupuncturist, lay down on his couch and when he says "how can I help you?"

I'll say "Well I keep getting pins and needles in my leg"
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