Three engineering students were discussing how God designed the human body.
The first one says, "God must be a mechanical engineer. Just look at the muscles and joints."
The second one says, "No, God is an electrical engineer. See all those neurons."
The third one said, "Actually, God is a civil engineer. Who else runs a toxic waste pipeline through a recreati...
Why was a neurone sad?
He got fired.
If God were an engineer...
3 Engineers are sitting at the bar, having a conversation along the lines of "If God were an engineer, what kind of engineer would he be?"
The Mechanical Engineer: "Obviously he was mechanical. Look at the joints, the complex range of motion, the connective tissue. Mechanical Engineer for sur...
Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God
The electrical engineer says "God is clearly an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system! The vast network of nerves and all those neurons firing..."
The mechanical engineer jumps in "No, God is obviously a mechanical engineer. What better example of the power of levers than the muscle...
A joke I will always love
In the distant future when interstellar space travel is common place, scientists are traveling through galaxies to find life on other planets. On one planter many light years away, they find a giant granite statue statue of a man in a squatting position. Upon close inspection they find this statue i...
COVID-19 causes brain fog
Because the neurons are social distancing.
I asked my neuron why it was so sad
Said it was just a nervous cell
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The engineers were discussing God's profession
The mechanical engineer said, "God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at your joints and muscle connections." The electrical engineer said, "I believe God must be an electrical engineer because your brain, nerves, electrical impulses and shit, just take a look at neurons. No doubt there." Fi...
Ron Weasley lives a happy life and dies. But what does he reincarnate as?