Yoda is piloting a 747...

Radio tower: Flight 90 you seem to be veering away from your designated flight path. Stay on course. Over.

Yoda: Instrument panels, working not.

Radio tower: Flight 90, stay on course. Is everything okay? Over.

Yoda: Too many clouds, there are.

Radio tower: Flight 90. Ma...

Aerobatic piloting

A man goes on a flight with an aerobatic pilot. To warm it up a bit he does a very tight curve. Through the radio the pilot hears the man saying "Well, well, just as expected!". The pilot, feeling a bit challenged flies a screw in the other direction as tight as he can. Again he hears the man saying...

NSFL? 2 pilots are discussing piloting

One asks "Why did you become a pilot?"
He responds "To overcome my fears"
He asks "Which ones? Heights?"
He responds "Dying alone"

Birth is alot like piloting a plane

Sometimes you gotta abort

Why couldn't the submarine captain keep piloting the sub?

The pressure was killing him.

I want to die like my Grandpa. Peacefully in my sleep...

...And not in utter panic like the 245 passengers of the airplane he has piloting.

An old man was piloting a small plane with his wife and kids aboard as a powerful storm raged.

“Don’t fret so much,” he said to them as they were filled with fear. “If anything should happen to me, I've provided for all of you very generously in my will.”

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