Piloting Jokes - 6 Hilarious Piloting Jokes

Aerobatic piloting

A man goes on a flight with an aerobatic pilot. To warm it up a bit he does a very tight curve. Through the radio the pilot hears the man saying "Well, well, just as expected!". The pilot, feeling a bit challenged flies a screw in the other direction as tight as he can. Again he hears the man saying...

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Yoda is piloting a 747...

Radio tower: Flight 90 you seem to be veering away from your designated flight path. Stay on course. Over.

Yoda: Instrument panels, working not.

Radio tower: Flight 90, stay on course. Is everything okay? Over.

Yoda: Too many clouds, there are.

Radio tower: Flight 90. Ma...

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If getting a blowjob while driving is called Roadhead, what do you call getting a blowjob while piloting a plane?

Airhead

NSFL? 2 pilots are discussing piloting

One asks "Why did you become a pilot?"
He responds "To overcome my fears"
He asks "Which ones? Heights?"
He responds "Dying alone"

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Birth is alot like piloting a plane

Sometimes you gotta abort

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Why couldn't the submarine captain keep piloting the sub?

The pressure was killing him.

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