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Unmanned Jokes

Did you hear about the really boring demonstration on unmanned aerial vehicles?

The guy droned for at least an hour.

Yesterday I killed a pair of pigeons with an unmanned flying device.

You could say I killed two birds with one drone!

The former governor of Alaska is contributing to the manufacturing of new unmanned aircraft for the Afghanistan War.

These quadricopters are going to be named "Strikekirts", which reads the same forwards and backwards.

Why?

It's because they are Palindrones.

One of the Monty Python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that’s spelled the same backwards as forwards...

It’s a Palin drone...

I just got off an aeroplane piloted by an all female flight crew.

It was an unmanned aircraft.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew

An unmanned aircraft.

Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)

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Why did the astronaut chop his dick off?

He was training for a unmanned mission.

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

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So how about a real joke about Bulgarians for a change?

A flying saucer beams up a German engineer, an Indian guru and a Bulgarian. The three of them are informed by an alien in a lab coat that standard procedure when contacting an unfamiliar species is to subject them to the standardized intergalactic intelligence test.

"You will be put in an air...

A priest was called away for an emergency.

Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confes...

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