Personalities Jokes - 15 Hilarious Personalities Jokes

My last girlfriend had 10 personalities and one day she just left me...

for 9 other guys.

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities.

I scored 100%, 92%, and 88%

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Personalities

1) Polite - farts and says "Pardon!"

2) Cynic - Farts while looking you directly in the eyes

3) Chivalrous - lets the lady fart first

4) Gourmand - Farts for his own pleasure

5) Sentimental - Farts and says "Oh..."

6) Idealist - farts out of conviction

7) C...

Part of me says I must have multiple personalities

But another part of me is like "don't listen to Greg".

M&M's Redesigns Its Characters' Looks and Personalities to Be 'Representative of Today's Society'

It's rumored the Yellow M&M is going trans and getting his nut removed.

I used to have multiple personalities...

"And how are you doing after all this time in therapy?"

We are all doing just fine.

Jimmy Neutron (Split Personalities)

Jimmy Electron, Jimmy Proton and Carl Weiner

I’m running a seminar tomorrow on multiple personalities.

Please arrive early to fill out your name tags.

Why shouldn't you argue with someone who has multiple personalities?

One of them might be a lawyer.

What do you call a bear that has multiple personalities

A bi-polar bear

"I think I have split personalities",

......Said Steve, being frank.

They say ugly girls have great personalities...

That's because ogres have layers

Multiple personalities

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves is it considered a hostage situation?

I heard that researchers in Antarctica have the worst, meanest personalities

They must be so cold

Why do people’s personalities change so much after marriage?

Because out comes their altar ego.

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