You know the greatest thing about Persona’s music?
I could listen to any track and think it’s Akechi song
I'm sick of these undercover cops always trying to bait me with online female personas.
Nice try f/bi.
I got banned for life from our local Indian restaurant.
I am Persona naan grata.
A similarity about the job of President and Astronaut.
Educated, brave or ex-military there is a persona of the role, and the strife to get there. On the other hand, if you're a billionaire, for enough cash you can land yourself a seat up there with the help of Russia.
A man is at a police station to file a case.
The cop asked, "¿Mataste al persona?"
To the man replied, "I don't speak Spanish, can you repeat it in English please?"
Cop: "¿Estabas allí cuando ocurrió el asesinato?"
Man: "I don't speak Spanish Sir, I can't understand what you're saying at all."
Cop: "¿Conocías al víc...
Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)
I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this joke while on vacation in Mexico at Christmas time: I have no idea how to do accents - My Spanish is pretty much just spoken... Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre? Feliz gravidad! (Translation: W...
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A man was taking a train to the city from a rural town, when he saw the most beautiful blonde he'd ever laid his eyes on
Upon close inspection, it seemed that the woman was a country bumpkin; and that he overheard her say to an attendant that it was her first time riding a train, and going to a big city.
Because his lust was too strong, he was determined to take advantage of her and waited for an opportunit...