You know the greatest thing about Persona’s music?

I could listen to any track and think it’s Akechi song

I'm sick of these undercover cops always trying to bait me with online female personas.

Nice try f/bi.

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A man was taking a train to the city from a rural town, when he saw the most beautiful blonde he'd ever laid his eyes on

Upon close inspection, it seemed that the woman was a country bumpkin; and that he overheard her say to an attendant that it was her first time riding a train, and going to a big city.


Because his lust was too strong, he was determined to take advantage of her and waited for an opportunit...

A man is at a police station to file a case.

The cop asked, "¿Mataste al persona?"

To the man replied, "I don't speak Spanish, can you repeat it in English please?"

Cop: "¿Estabas allí cuando ocurrió el asesinato?"

Man: "I don't speak Spanish Sir, I can't understand what you're saying at all."

Cop: "¿Conocías al víc...

A similarity about the job of President and Astronaut.

Educated, brave or ex-military there is a persona of the role, and the strife to get there. On the other hand, if you're a billionaire, for enough cash you can land yourself a seat up there with the help of Russia.

I got banned for life from our local Indian restaurant.

I am Persona naan grata.

Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)

I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this joke while on vacation in Mexico at Christmas time:
I have no idea how to do accents - My Spanish is pretty much just spoken...
Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?
Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: W...

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A man walks into Specsavers

and says to the salesman:
'Can you recommend a pair of glasses that reflect my persona and are stylish?'
The salesman looks at him and hands him a pair of glasses 'These will probably suit you.'
The man takes the glasses and is about to try them on, pauses and says, 'They do look real...

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