Peeping Tom Jokes - 27 Hilarious Peeping Tom Jokes

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

The pickpocket snatches your watch. The peeping tom does the opposite.

Peeping Tom

Did you hear about the guy who got injured trying to be a Peeping Tom?
He's in the ICU.

Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard

911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Which superhero is the biggest peeping Tom?

Spied-her-man

What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common?

Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!

What’s it called when a Peeping Tom is skilled in his game?

Peak Performance

Peeping Tom

Bob told his friend, "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her." "He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" asked his friend. "No," said Bob.

"That's not what made her the maddest." "It's not?" "No," said Bob. "She got mad when ...

What do you call a peeping Tom-Cat?

A purrrvert

Peeping Tom decided to spend more time at home . . .

He was trying to maintain a proper lurk/wife balance.

Where did the peeping Tom go when he fell out of a tree and broke his foot?

The I.C.U.

(Courtesy my nephew)

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What do you call a Spanish peeping tom?

Señor Boobies.

My other grandfather was a peeping tom

he use to drill holes in the floor and spy on the people in the apartment below. He died recently but I kind of like thinking about him up there somewhere.....looking down on us.

To see a peeping tom at my window while I’m changing is frightening....

But it still hurts when they reach in and pull the curtains shut

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What do a Bird Watcher and a Peeping Tom have in common?

They both loving hanging out in trees looking for Great Tits!

When a person looks through your window at night it’s a “Peeping Tom,” but when an animal does it...

...It’s a Peking Duck.

Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught?

He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU.

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What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist?

A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush

What do you get when you cross Deftones with a peeping tom?

"I watched you change"

There's an annual event for Peeping Toms this month

It's just around the corner

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference?

Topeka, KS

My sister is very unattractive.

About two days ago, a peeping tom reached in and pulled down her window shade.

Best cat jokes lmao

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
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A woman called me a bit of a looker

Well, "peeping Tom" was the phrase she actually used.

What do you call survivors of brothel arson?

Pistachios

What does the shepherd call the sheep he just sold? Cashews

What’s another name for a pearl necklace? Chestnut

What’s on the other side of a gloryhole? Walnuts

What was the peeping Tom doing? Pecan

Please help me fill out my nut pun reper...

Redd Foxx Classics (not too dirty)

- "What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

- "I've realized the importance of black. If you want to know how important black is, go to Las Vegas and get some white chips and get some black chips. You could have 70 lbs of white chips and ca...

My next door neighbour says I'm a bit of a looker.

Well, 'Peeping Tom' were the actual words she used.

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