What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief?

One watches snatches.

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What do you call a bisexual with a voyeur fetish?

A bistander

Why was Ash Ketchum arrested for voyeurism?

Because he had a Pikachu.

Ever heard of the orthopedic surgeon who got arrested for voyeurism?

He just wanted to see his patient's bone

"Welcome to the Voyeurs With Telescopes society...."

"... Where we'll see you coming a mile away!"

I just paid £600 for a voyeurs club

They saw me coming

The other day a woman described me as a looker

Well, ‘voyeur’ is the actual word she used.

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First visit to a brothel (NSFW)

After several years of loneliness a man visits a brothel. He speaks with the madame at the front desk and he says, "It's been years since I've had sex, and I've never been to a place like this before. What can I get for twenty bucks?"

"Hmmm..." says the mistress, "twenty won't get you much i...

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A kid walking along the road finds a welding mask...

He's walking along playing with the mask when a stranger stops and asks if he needs a ride. The kid is a ways from the part of town he's headed to so he accepts. After a bit the guy says "Hey kid, do you know what frottage is?" The kid says "Nope." The guy continues "How about voyeurism?" The k...

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