A Cannibal and an Arsonist open up a restaurant together.

They call it Hot Singles Near You.

What's a good way to tell if someone is an arsonist?

They don't blow out the candles on their birthday cake.

I was friends with an arsonist one, it was terrible

They were always gaslighting me

You shouldn’t have an arsonist play sports.

I hear they’re always throwing matches.

An arsonist lights an economist's house on fire.

When the economist arrives home, he turns on the garden hose in his front yard and sprays a huge blast of water on the fire. This completely puts out the fire, but now a section of the house is covered in water.

The next day, the arsonist lights a chemist's house on fire.

When the chem...

I've joined an online dating agency for arsonists.

They send me new matches every week.

What’s an arsonists favourite malaphor

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it”

What do arsonists and electricity have in common?

They both light up buildings

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There's a sadist, a zoophile, a murderer, a necrophiliac, an arsonist and a masochist all sitting around a table in a mental institution.

Suddenly the sadist says, let's torture a cat. Then the zoophile says yeah let's torture a cat and then have sex with it. Then the murderer says, let's torture a cat, have sex with it and then kill it. The necrophiliac follows up with, let's torture a cat, have sex with it, kill it and then have sex...

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A murderer, a sadist, an arsonist, a rapist, a zoophiliac, a necrophiliac, and a masochist were sitting in a room together.

"We should kill a pig," says the murderer. "We should set the pig on fire and then kill it", says the arsonist. "We should fuck the pig and then set it on fire and then kill it", says the zoophiliac. "We should torture the pig and then fuck it and then set it on fire and then kill it," says the sadi...

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What is a Jewish Arsonist's weapon of choice?

A Mazel Tov Cocktail

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A sadist, a rapist, a murderer, an arsonist, a necrophile and a masochist see a cat in the street

The sadist proclaims loudly, "I want to torture that cat."

Not to be easily outdone, the rapist says, "I want to torture that cat and then fuck it."

Following suit, the murderer says "I want to torture the cat, fuck it and then kill it."

The arsonist says, "I wanna torture the c...

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A sadist, masochist, arsonist and a murderer are sitting in a park next to each other.

A cat walks by and the murderer's instincts kick in:

"Lets kill the fucking cat!"

The sadist immediately disagrees:

"No lets torture it and THEN kill it!"

Arsonist chimes in:

"No! Come on you guys, lets torture it burn all its fur and THEN kill it!"

The maso...

Jeff Bezos paid a Brazilian arsonist

Desperate to get #AmazonFire trending.

Why did the arsonist quit starting fires?

He got burned out.

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What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common?

For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.

Why did the arsonist joined tinder?

To see if he could get a match.

An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse...

The job was well done.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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A bestiality enthusiast, an arson, a sadist, a necrophile, and a masochist are right outside a psych ward when a cat passes by.

The beastialty enthusiast says "let's fuck the cat," the arsonist says, "let's fuck the cat, then burn it," the sadist says, "let's fuck the cat, burn the cat, then kill it," then the necrophile says, "let's fuck the cat, burn the cat, kill the cat, then fuck it again," and finally the masochist say...

I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman

Then I realised he was just an arsonist

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