Arsonist Jokes - 22 Hilarious Arsonist Jokes

I joined a dating sight for arsonist’s…

They sent me a lot of matches.

Why are arsonists fun people to be around

They light up the room every time they enter

I've just joined a dating group for arsonists.

It's great, they send me new matches every day.

How do two arsonists hook up?

A Match on Tinder.

The Arsonists Anonymous meeting went great last night

They got along like a house on fire.

What do you call a Stoner Arsonist?

A Highlighter.

You shouldn’t have an arsonist play sports.

I hear they’re always throwing matches.

An arsonist lights an economist's house on fire.

When the economist arrives home, he turns on the garden hose in his front yard and sprays a huge blast of water on the fire. This completely puts out the fire, but now a section of the house is covered in water.

The next day, the arsonist lights a chemist's house on fire.

When the chem...

A Cannibal and an Arsonist open up a restaurant together.

They call it Hot Singles Near You.

What’s an arsonists favourite malaphor

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it”

What's a good way to tell if someone is an arsonist?

They don't blow out the candles on their birthday cake.

What do arsonists and electricity have in common?

They both light up buildings

I was friends with an arsonist one, it was terrible

They were always gaslighting me

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What is a Jewish Arsonist's weapon of choice?

A Mazel Tov Cocktail

Why did the arsonist quit starting fires?

He got burned out.

An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse...

The job was well done.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the arsonist joined tinder?

To see if he could get a match.

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A sadist, masochist, arsonist and a murderer are sitting in a park next to each other.

A cat walks by and the murderer's instincts kick in:

"Lets kill the cat!"

The sadist immediately disagrees:

"No lets torture it and THEN kill it!"

Arsonist chimes in:

"No! Come on you guys, lets torture it burn all its fur and THEN kill it!"

The maso...

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What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common?

For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.

I'm watching the horrific pictures of the US Wild Fires in Bel-Air.

They believe it was started by an Arsonist.

They are dusting for fresh prints.
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Too soon???????

I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman

Then I realised he was just an arsonist

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