I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging few years ago.
Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
i started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt years ago
Since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
I experienced my first mugging last night...
I got a little banged up, but at least I now have some beer money!
Magician mugging
I got mugged by a magician the other day. He pulled a knife on me, but what was weird is that it was behind my ear the whole time.
I was victim of mugging once
I had walked down to the grocery store to get a few ingredients for pot roast. I already had the meat in the fridge at home so I really just needed the vegetables. I picked out some onions, carrots, and some potatoes. After paying, I started walking back to my apartment. Some mean looking guy po...
What does Robin Hood shout back as he runs away after a mugging?
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
I started carrying a hand gun after a failed mugging attempt.
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" -George S. Patton
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." -George R. R. Martin
Britain's oldest woman turned 114 today
When asked the secret of her longevity, she attributed it to taking a walk at midnight every night. When quizzed on whether she was concerned about the increase in muggings in recent years, she said that she was not, and would continue mugging people as long as her health holds out.
I was injured in a violent mugging this afternoon.
On the plus side, I did make $23 and I think this old lady's watch looks really good on me.
What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?
What's in your wallet?
If I had a dollar for every mugging in S Chicago...
I'd still have nothing
I'm fed up hearing about people mugging O.A.P's for a couple of pounds.
Pensioners should be made to carry a tenner at least.
A victim of a recent mugging went to the police for help.
When the victim entered the station she was comforted by the police officer, given a cup of coffee, and was told that they would bring a sketch artist to draw the suspect from her description.
After about 10 minutes, the department's sketch artist comes in and prepares his work space. The off...
An old man was tired of reading about local muggings of seniors in his neighbourhood. (Long)
Determined to not sit back and see the crime wave continue any longer, he decided to take action.
The old fellow learned that according to victim statements and witnesses, the perpetrator was a fairly large woman who walked up to frail seniors and demanded money under threat.
Knowing...
I didn’t get a lap dance!
It was an erotic mugging
I was looking out the window this morning and saw a man mugging someone at gunpoint. I took my phone and started recording but realized I had the front cam on. He got away before I could switch.
Welp, I can see myself making this mistake again.
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