3 ducks are sitting in a private pond

And they get arrested for trespassing. The judge asks the first duck, “What were you doing in the pond?”

The duck goes “I was blowing bubbles”

The judge asks the second duck, “What were you doing in the pond?”

And the duck replies, “I was blowing bubbles”

He asks the thi...

There were three ducks swiming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to apper in court the next day

So the judge called up duck #1 and asked what were you doing in a pond swiming after midnight

The duck said "blowing bubbles"

So then the judge called up duck #2 and asked the same question and the duck said

"blowing bubbles".

Then the judge called up duck #3 and said l...

Why didn't the three pollos cross the road?

There was a 'No Trespassing' sign.

How do you say in two words that three people can’t pass beyond this point.

No Trespassing!

Why can't Mexicans cross the border in threes?

No trespassing.

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A Greek, A German and An Italian get stranded after a plane crash.

They wander for days until finally they see something in the distance. They approach and are found by some local tribesmen and are accused of trespassing their village. Immediately they are led in front of the local leader:

"I am in a good mood so I will let you go if you participate in a sma...

A man and his wife just bought a new beach house with their lottery winnings.

At the wife's insistence, they start planning a lavish party to get to know their new neighbors, and the husband is put in charge of securing catering. He orders all the other food she wants for the menu, but unfortunately he forgets the escargot, and by the time he realizes it's too late. He figure...

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Two friends Bob and Frank are lost deep in the jungle when they encounter a tribe of blood thirsty cannibals.

They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing on sacred land and unless they can prove they are descendants of the Gods they will be killed and eaten.

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An old farmer is known across the state for his giant pumpkins.

Every year he takes the blue ribbon at the state fair for biggest pumpkin, and every year his town throws a Pumpkin Parade for him where he drives the winner down Main Street in the back of his pickup, the local marching band plays, the mayor makes a speech--- the whole works. Makes the front page ...

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A jungle explorer is captured by natives

and is brought before the tribal chief.

"Trespassing in our jungle is punishable by death." says the the chief, "We can kill you right now quickly and painlessly, or you can try and survive a test of courage and win your freedom."

"What's the test of courage?" Asks the explorer.
...

Why do topology students get caught trespassing so often?

They can't seem to understand the difference between open and closed

Why do you never seen 3 Mexicans crossing the border?

Because the signs say, "No Trespassing".

I walked into a shop. "I need a fence to stop people trespassing my land."

He said, "Wire fence?"


I said, "I just told you the reason."

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Three explorers

Here's one I heard years ago and haven't seen on here (you folks that live on reddit might have seen it though).


Three explorers (an Englishman, a Japanese, and an American) were captured by cannibals deep in the jungles of the Philippines.


"You are all trespassing on our lan...

A murderer wants to get rid of the evidence

by throwing it into the local sea. However, there's a catch - the town's richest man owns a lot of property, including the sea and all its beaches. The rich man is somewhat paranoid of people trespassing on his property, so he has a private police force. The police are split into 4 teams, named Poli...

If a sign says "No Trespassing" bring only one person along.

Then it's dospassing.

Jim was interrogated by the police Officer

This was concerning an injured man with a fractured skull.

Officer: Why was the man hurt?

Jim: He was trespassing on my property!

Officer: That does not explain why he was injured?

Jim: That guy’s a thief! I found him in the garden trying to sneak into my house!
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Why didn’t the number 3 cross the road?

He saw a sign that said no trespassing.

I started dating this girl I met at the zoo

But now I'm getting charge with trespassing and bestiality.

What did one Mexican robber say to the other when they got to the "No Trespassing" sign?

"It's ok because there is only two of us."

There was a group of US Border patrol agents...

There was a group of US Border patrol agents manning the border. After a couple months of catching people trying to enter the country, they started to notice something.

The Mexicans would always come in groups. Often it was four or five people, sometimes it would be just two. However, there...

Oogah Boogah!

Two guys were flying in an airplane, over the deepest part of the jungle. Suddenly, their plane developed engine problems and they were forced to make a crash landing. After the crash, they gathered all the supplies they could carry and set off through the jungle towards the last town they flew over...

Three guys were found trespassing in the city lake

They were put on trial and the judge called them in one by one

Judge: What were you doing in the lake after 9 pm?

Man 1: Your honor, I was blowing bubbles.

Man 1 exits, Man 2 comes in

Judge: What were you doing in the lake after 9 pm?

Man 2: Your honor, I was bl...

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Off in the English countryside, back behind the church, there lay a secluded stretch of river, set amidst the willows, which was reserved for clergymen who wished to bathe in the nude.

Prominent signs warned against trespassing, and barriers prevented boats and punts containing females from approaching this discreet section of the river.

One fateful Sunday afternoon, as the holy men laid on the bank, the river rose up. It washed away the signs and weakened the barriers, and...

What is the number 3s favorite crime?

Trespassing

Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs...

Because there's no trespassing allowed.

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An old cowboy was captured by some Indians and was taken to the chief.

The chief said, "For trespassing on our sacred land you will be put to death in 3 days, but at the morning of each day I will grant you one request."

Two young men from the tribe woke him up early the first morning and asked him what his first request is.

"Just let me talk to my horse,...

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Two explorers are caught by one of the local tribes and taken to the chief

The chief tells the men that they have to be punished for the crime of trespassing and must chose their punishment: death or kuskus.

The first explorer exclaims "Anything is better than death; I will chose kuskus!"

"Very well," says the chief and nods his head. A large man steps forw...

I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately...

The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!

What do you call a trespassing camper?

Criminal intent

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A cruiser ship sinks near a lone island

Three survivors are thrown upon the shores by the tides. Before they get a chance to realize what's going on, they are seized and imprisoned by the local tribesmen. The chieftain explains in broken English that they must die for trespassing on their soil, but since they don't get visitors very often...

So, Bob shot a duck and it fell into Tom's property...

...Bob quickly hopped over the fence and went into Tom's backyard to get his meal, but Tom walks outside and finds Bob trespassing.

"Hey, Bob! That duck is in MY property, and it is MINE."

"No way, Tom! I shot this duck fair and square. I shot it, so I eat it!"

"How ...

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A pilot crashes while flying over an African jungle...

He survives the crash and is taken captive by tribesmen. He is taken to the chief of the tribe who tells him that the punishment for trespassing in their jungle is death. He says they are a fair tribe and other him a chance of freedom if he completes 3 tasks. The pilot, ecstatic about possibly liv...

A Mexican got caught crossing the border with his son

and he tried to explain to the border police "No man, is cool man, is only me and my son, is no problem man". The police didn't understand much, so they didn't pay attention either. But since the guy kept insisting with that, they asked "Why do you think it makes any difference if you cross with you...

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A man and his friend go hunting.

Paul tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favorite hunting spot, they find “No Trespassing” signs everywhere. Paul tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Paul says, "Sir, I’ve hunted on this property all my lif...

Why did the trio of Mexicans get arrested?

Because they were trespassing!

Three rubber ducks..

Three rubber ducks head down to the nearby pond after dinner. The sun sets and it becomes passed their curfew. Feeling rebellious, the three ducks decide to stay out. An hour passes and a police offer shows up. He charges the three ducks with trespassing; their court hearing is scheduled in two week...

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