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Thefts Jokes

Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.

My friend Cid is all at C.

A black guy was pulled over in his Mercedes by the police. It was found that it was his, it was taxed and insured...

He had no drugs on him and no weapons were found in the car. The car was NOT linked to any drive by shootings or any drive off petrol thefts.

In the end they arrested him for "wasting police time".

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