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Peeping Jokes

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

The pickpocket snatches your watch. The peeping tom does the opposite.

Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard

911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Peeping Tom

Bob told his friend, "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her." "He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" asked his friend. "No," said Bob.

"That's not what made her the maddest." "It's not?" "No," said Bob. "She got mad when ...

Which superhero is the biggest peeping Tom?

Spied-her-man

Peeping Tom

Did you hear about the guy who got injured trying to be a Peeping Tom?
He's in the ICU.

What do you call a peeping Tom-Cat?

A purrrvert

Peeping Tom decided to spend more time at home . . .

He was trying to maintain a proper lurk/wife balance.

What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common?

Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!

What's the spanish word for peeping tom?

Pico de gallo

Where did the peeping Tom go when he fell out of a tree and broke his foot?

The I.C.U.

(Courtesy my nephew)

What’s it called when a Peeping Tom is skilled in his game?

Peak Performance

My other grandfather was a peeping tom

he use to drill holes in the floor and spy on the people in the apartment below. He died recently but I kind of like thinking about him up there somewhere.....looking down on us.

To see a peeping tom at my window while I’m changing is frightening....

But it still hurts when they reach in and pull the curtains shut

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What do a Bird Watcher and a Peeping Tom have in common?

They both loving hanging out in trees looking for Great Tits!

There's an annual event for Peeping Toms this month

It's just around the corner

When a person looks through your window at night it’s a “Peeping Tom,” but when an animal does it...

...It’s a Peking Duck.

Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference?

Topeka, KS

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught?

He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU.

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What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist?

A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush

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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a diahrettic prostitute?

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a diahrettic prostitute?
- The epileptic oyster schucker shucks between fits.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
- the pickpocket spends all day snatching watches.

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