What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

Peeping Tom

Bob told his friend, "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her." "He must have made her very angry, peeking at her, huh?" asked his friend. "No," said Bob.

"That's not what made her the maddest." "It's not?" "No," said Bob. "She got mad when ...

My grandfather was a peeping tom. He used to drill holes in the floor and spy on the people in the flat below.

He died recently, but I like thinking about him up there somewhere, looking down on us.

Where did the peeping Tom go when he fell out of a tree and broke his foot?

The I.C.U.

(Courtesy my nephew)

Peeping Tom decided to spend more time at home . . .

He was trying to maintain a proper lurk/wife balance.

When a person looks through your window at night it’s a “Peeping Tom,” but when an animal does it...

...It’s a Peking Duck.

What do you call a peeping Tom-Cat?

A purrrvert

Peeping Tom

Did you hear about the guy who got injured trying to be a Peeping Tom?
He's in the ICU.

What’s it called when a Peeping Tom is skilled in his game?

Peak Performance

What do a peeping Tom and Pokemon fanboy have in common?

Both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu!

Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard

911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

To see a peeping tom at my window while I’m changing is frightening....

But it still hurts when they reach in and pull the curtains shut

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What do a Bird Watcher and a Peeping Tom have in common?

They both loving hanging out in trees looking for Great Tits!

Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference?

Topeka, KS

There's an annual event for Peeping Toms this month

It's just around the corner

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What do you call a Spanish peeping tom?

Señor Boobies.

I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom

For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush

Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught?

He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?


A woman called me a bit of a looker

Well, "peeping Tom" was the phrase she actually used.

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