It's really nice to see Churches embrace internet technology during this pandemic.

Our priest even bought my son his own Webcam.

I'm a webcam model and I have one viewer right now.

I can't remember the name of my viewer, but I'm sure it'll come to me.

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Timmy is starting the second grade

On the first day of school, the teacher has baked cookies for the class.

When she gets to Timmy, he replies "I don't fucking want one."

The teacher is shocked but doesn't say anything. Fortunately, her webcam has recorded the incident.

She sends a note home with Timmy asking fo...

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I've tried telling this joke online many times but it never works out in text, so I'm trying something different [VIDEO 0:12]

[Here's the crappy video from my webcam](http://youtu.be/yl-35ICzA0Q)

I hope it makes you laugh, because I've had a good response in person....

Also, if this isn't okay with the mods I totally understand. Just trying to spread a good joke that most people haven't heard (at least people...

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Cystoscopy

So the other day I had a cystoscopy.

That's the procedure where they shove a widebore webcam up your cock. A bit like a GoPro.

The doctor used local anaesthetic.

Didn't hurt him a bit.

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