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Indecency Jokes

I got slapped with a public indecency charge for using the toilet :/

Apparently the ones at IKEA are “for display only”

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Inebriated Indecency

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Betty and Barry, a middle-aged couple, went out late one hot Friday night to grab dinner. After they had finished their meal, they sat with drinks and enjoyed dessert. Barry excused himself to the restroom and Betty sat there listening and observed the other patrons ...

Why was the saxophonist charged with public indecency?

He wouldn’t stop scatting at the club.

A salad was arrested for public indecency...

I guess it should've gotten dressed before leafing.

Michael Jackson was charged once with public indecency

He was caught blowing Bubbles in the park

After a terrible night, two professors have to run through campus while naked...

As they run, the first guy covers his genitals and the second covers his face. The first guy asks the second, "Are you not ashamed of your indecency?"

The second guy responds, "Yeah... But, I don't know about you, but more people recognize me by my face than by my genitals"

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Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous.

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.
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I live about a four miles from my favorite pub - The Horse Brass.

It’s a 10 minute drive. I had a couple pints with my buddies and walked out to the car, and realized I needed to take a piss. Walk back? Nah, just get home, it’s 10 minutes.

About halfway home I realized the beer pee was filling fast so I pulled in behind the Walgreens where the dumpsters ar...

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A young couple is having sex in the car in the parking lot.

Suddenly a cop pulls over.

He flashes his flashlight inside the car and asks - what the hell is going on here ?

The couple suddenly stops and scramble for their clothes.

The cop says - you have 2 options. Either you go to jail for spreading public indecency or I am next.
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The other day I was almost arrested for mooning.

Public indecency, my ass.

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