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Snoopy Jokes

Snoopy writes a Batman comic book.

"He is the Dark and Stormy Knight..."

I used to enjoy the Snoopy & Charlie Brown comic strips in the Sunday papers, but lately I've been getting a rash after reading them.

I think I've developed an allergy to Peanuts.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I think Jobs are too snoopy when it comes to our private sex lives

Whenever it has the spot on the application that says “sex: ”, as a young man, I’m always just slightly caught off guard. I reluctantly put my number of times there.

Sometimes it provides me with the choice of “M” or “F” online. I always select the F for few. Hopefully one day I’ll be able to...

Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip?

He was tired of working for peanuts.

My girlfriend says that I am snoopy.

But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.

Breaking News: Snoopy has officially been retired from comics.

He was tired of working for Peanuts.

Why didn’t the doctor prescribe lisinopril for Snoopy’s high blood pressure?

Ace inhibitors are contraindicated in Sopwith pilots.

There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman

I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends.

How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy's evemtual death?

Good grief.

What did the detective name his dog?

Snoopy

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles...

In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy.

They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn't.

The flight attendant said, "Sorry, but we don't serve Peanuts on this flight."

I'm allergic to peanuts

If I'm even in the same room as Snoopy my face starts to swell up.

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