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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant

and call it Pho Schnitzel

Why does Snoop Dogg smoke indo?

Because it’s too hot to smoke outdo.

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.

Why does snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Because you can't stop the drizzle!

What do you call Snoop Dogg on Mount Everest?

The highest place on Earth.

Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

If Snoop Dogg was a carpenter, what would be his favorite tool?

A Fo-Chisel

What would happen if Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US?

He’d be rolling in his grave.

Snoop Dogg is 49 years old...

That's 7 in Dogg years.

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

Edit: Just in case the king sees this, I got mad respect for you Dogg. Smoke weed everyday.

(His grandmother passed away recently, I'm just trying to be nice people.)

[NSFW] A mother and father are snooping around in their son's bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything "naughty." The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees tons of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.
The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say "Oh my god! What should we do about this...

I always thought it was strange that Snoop Dogg has an umbrella with him in any outdoor photo. Just the other day my buddy explained the reason.

Fo Drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

A Lutheran moves into a neighborhood of Roman Catholics on the first day of Lent.

That Friday, the man grills out on his patio, filling the neighborhood with the mouthwatering aroma of seared steak. All his neighbors, being practicing Catholics, are obliged to abstain from eating meat on Fridays during Lent. Needless to say, they aren't particularly happy about it. The next Frida...

What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and Caeser Zeppeli?

Nothing, they're both stoned.

What’s Snoop Dog’s favourite tool?

A chisel

What is Snoop Doggie Dogs favorite type of weather?

Drizzle

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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Grandpa snoops in the medicine cabinet and

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the bathroom medicine cabinet, he asked his son about using one of the pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," sa...

I hope Snoop Dogg lives long enough to see weed completely legal in the US.

Otherwise, he’ll be rolling in his grave.

Did you hear about the time Snoop Dogg moved to Sweden and learned the local language?

He spoke swede every day.

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?

Bleeaoch!

The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed.

I’m sorry but I thought of this and nearly peed myself

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

Snoop Dogg and his family break into a house.

They find some nice stuff, including a large flatscreen television, expensive paintings, and countless autographed baseballs signed by any MLB player you could name. Before they can steal anything, the police came and arrested them.

They are in a prison and they are being held at $200,000 bai...

I just heard that Snoop Dogg will be playing the teacher in the upcoming Magic School Bus movie.

F'rizzle!

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What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives oral sex?

A blow jizzle.

How did Snoop Dogg get his Knot Tying merit badge?

With his hitches and bows.

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?

Fo'frizzel

What does a Snoop Dogg imposter say?

Faux shizzle my nizzle

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

What did snoop dog say to the waiter at Starbucks?

I smoked a lot today

Read that but slowly (Ice mocha latte)

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Snoop Dogg must have the call the exterminator pretty frequently

He's been dealing with a lot of roaches over the years.

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Donald Trump Michael Jackson and Snoop Dog are on a plane

Donald Trump, Michael Jackson any Snoop Dog are on a plane with 3 boys from make-a-wish foundation the pilot yells back the plane is going down and that there are only 3 parachutes. Snoop says "give them to the children. Trump yells "fuck the children". Michael Jackson look around and asks "but do w...

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?

Bleeyotch!

What do you call Snoop Dogg's doppelganger?

The Snooplicate.

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