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Snoop Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

Edit: Just in case the king sees this, I got mad respect for you Dogg. Smoke weed everyday.

(His grandmother passed away recently, I'm just trying to be nice people.)

[NSFW] A mother and father are snooping around in their son's bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything "naughty." The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees tons of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.
The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say "Oh my god! What should we do about this...

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What would happen if Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US?

He’d be rolling in his grave.

Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle!

Why did Snoop Dogg bring worms to his doctors appointment ?

Because he was told that he was going see some fizzishin.

My 9-year old told this one today. What does Snoop Dogg say after performing a magic trick?

Ta da da da da

Where can you find Snoop Dogs crypto

At the end of his Crip foot

What would happen if Snoop Dog joined the Fantastic Four

I don't know, but I do know that The Thing will no longer be the only one stoned

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

Snoop Dogg has come up with a plan to smoke weed even after he dies.

He’ll be..rolling in his grave.

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.

Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant

and call it Pho Schnitzel

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Grandpa snoops in the medicine cabinet and

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the bathroom medicine cabinet, he asked his son about using one of the pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," sa...

What do you call Snoop Dogg on Mount Everest?

The highest place on Earth.

Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

Drizzle.

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

What’s Snoop Dog’s favourite tool?

A chisel

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?

Fo'frizzel

How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?

Bleeaoch!

Did you hear about the time Snoop Dogg moved to Sweden and learned the local language?

He spoke swede every day.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?

A blunt weapon.

What do you call Snoop Dogg's doppelganger?

The Snooplicate.

How did Snoop Dogg get his Knot Tying merit badge?

With his hitches and bows.

Snoop Dogg and his family break into a house.

They find some nice stuff, including a large flatscreen television, expensive paintings, and countless autographed baseballs signed by any MLB player you could name. Before they can steal anything, the police came and arrested them.

They are in a prison and they are being held at $200,000 bai...

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

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