Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle, my nizzle.

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

Snoop Dogg is 49 years old...

That's 7 in Dogg years.

If Snoop Dogg was a carpenter, what would be his favorite tool?

A Fo-Chisel

I always thought it was strange that Snoop Dogg has an umbrella with him in any outdoor photo. Just the other day my buddy explained the reason.

Fo Drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and Caeser Zeppeli?

Nothing, they're both stoned.

What is Snoop Doggie Dogs favorite type of weather?

Drizzle

What would happen if Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US?

He’d be rolling in his grave.

I hope Snoop Dogg lives long enough to see weed completely legal in the US.

Otherwise, he’ll be rolling in his grave.

Why does Snoop Dogg smoke indo

Because it’s too hot to smoke outdo

Its so smokey in my town right now....

When i woke up i thought i was in a Cadillac with Snoop Dogg.

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

I just heard that Snoop Dogg will be playing the teacher in the upcoming Magic School Bus movie.

F'rizzle!

How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?

Bleeaoch!

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

Edit: Just in case the king sees this, I got mad respect for you Dogg. Smoke weed everyday.

(His grandmother passed away recently, I'm just trying to be nice people.)

[NSFW] A mother and father are snooping around in their son's bedroom.

Being a bit nosy, they search around the room to see if their son is hiding anything "naughty." The father checks under the bed and, in shock, sees tons of BDSM and bondage tapes, DVDs, and magazines.
The mother couldn't breathe. It took her a while to say "Oh my god! What should we do about this...

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Grandpa snoops in the medicine cabinet and

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the bathroom medicine cabinet, he asked his son about using one of the pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," sa...

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What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives oral sex?

A blow jizzle.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Snoop Dogg and his family break into a house.

They find some nice stuff, including a large flatscreen television, expensive paintings, and countless autographed baseballs signed by any MLB player you could name. Before they can steal anything, the police came and arrested them.

They are in a prison and they are being held at $200,000 bai...

The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed.

I’m sorry but I thought of this and nearly peed myself

How did Snoop Dogg get his Knot Tying merit badge?

With his hitches and bows.

What does a Snoop Dogg imposter say?

Faux shizzle my nizzle

Did you hear about the time Snoop Dogg moved to Sweden and learned the local language?

He spoke swede every day.

What did snoop dog say to the waiter at Starbucks?

I smoked a lot today

Read that but slowly (Ice mocha latte)

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

What do you call it when Snoop Dogg pretends it's raining?

Faux drizzle

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

Snoop Dogg must have the call the exterminator pretty frequently

He's been dealing with a lot of roaches over the years.

How does Snoop Dog wash his whites?

With bliiaach!

What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?

Bleeyotch!

What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?

For chisels.

What happened to the burnout who snooped and found his presents the week before Christmas?

He peeked early

What do you call Snoop Dogg's doppelganger?

The Snooplicate.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

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Donald Trump Michael Jackson and Snoop Dog are on a plane

Donald Trump, Michael Jackson any Snoop Dog are on a plane with 3 boys from make-a-wish foundation the pilot yells back the plane is going down and that there are only 3 parachutes. Snoop says "give them to the children. Trump yells "fuck the children". Michael Jackson look around and asks "but do w...

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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